let me help you SAS don't want you straining yourself.
Dear Boss.
I'm sorry I hadn't realised the penny chews now cost 2p I promise to charge the right price next week I know its the third time you have told me.
Again I apologise for popping my winky in the pick & mix but I can't help it every time I see a liquorice allsort I get so excited.
Please don't sack me from my work experience
Love & kisses
SASsy
that should do it.
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Originally posted by sasguru View PostA sprinkling of emails this morning, morphed into a flurry and has now reached a crescendo. Sadly in this later stage my name has appeared in the frame - and it looks like a biggy.
I now have to compose rather a long email.
I may be gone some time. Have fun.
You are the end of the email chain (as far as you know).
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Originally posted by amcdonald View PostTrying to be a cretin impersonator isn't a real job not even for SAS, bet he had to disappear to sign on
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Thanks for letting us know SAS. Sometimes it appears that on this forum its only you who is doing real work.
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Bah! Work threatens
A sprinkling of emails this morning, morphed into a flurry and has now reached a crescendo. Sadly in this later stage my name has appeared in the frame - and it looks like a biggy.
I now have to compose rather a long email.
I may be gone some time. Have fun.Tags: None
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