Reply to: I don't think siri likes me Scottish accent

[sasguru]

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[sasguru]

Somewhere in Munich

Bloke: Och aye the noo!

Siri (in German accent): You vant to do a poo?

Bloke: Fer feck's sake, ye cannae underrrrstand a werred I'm saying.

Siri: You sound like a donkey braying?

Bloke: Och, what can I say?

Siri: You vant to pay?
Siri: Zat vill be 900 Euros pleeze.
Siri (whispering): Vat a dumbkopf.

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Perhaps one day they'll do a Scottish version and call it Jimmi

On the Aye Phone

[suityou01]

a ye baz

or giberish.

HTH

[scooterscot]

Siri does not speak slur.

HTH

a ye baz

[scooterscot]

FTFY

guter is plural.

[suityou01]

Ja, das ist ein guter Punkt.

FTFY

[suityou01]

I don't think siri lies me Scottish accent

Siri does not speak slur.

HTH

[scooterscot]

Well you did buy it in Germany, what do you expect?

Ja, das ist eine gut Punkt.

[scooterscot]

Definitely for a glorified Ipod that's been out for years.
As it should be for someone like you whose profits are only in the Euro 60-80K range.
Couldn't you get it free with a contract?

PS The only Apple product worth buying is the fantastic iMac 27(?) inch.

That's good to know, I would not want the common riff raff to be seen with one.

Waitrose delivery arriving soon

[darmstadt]

"I'm sorry I did not understand you, please try again"

Well you did buy it in Germany, what do you expect?

[Peoplesoft bloke]

Burnistoun - Voice Recognition Elevator in Scotland - YouTube

[sasguru]

. Is that a lot of money for you?

Definitely for a glorified Ipod that's been out for years.
As it should be for someone like you whose profits are only in the Euro 60-80K range.
Couldn't you get it free with a contract?

PS The only Apple product worth buying is the fantastic iMac 27(?) inch.

[Platypus]

Perhaps one day they'll do a Scottish version and call it Jimmi

[scooterscot]

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