Originally posted by suityou01
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I don't think siri likes me Scottish accent
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"Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience". Mark Twain -
Knock first as I might be balancing my chakras.Comment
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Originally posted by Platypus View PostPerhaps one day they'll do a Scottish version and call it JimmiComment
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Somewhere in Munich
Bloke: Och aye the noo!
Siri (in German accent): You vant to do a poo?
Bloke: Fer feck's sake, ye cannae underrrrstand a werred I'm saying.
Siri: You sound like a donkey braying?
Bloke: Och, what can I say?
Siri: You vant to pay?
Siri: Zat vill be 900 Euros pleeze.
Siri (whispering): Vat a dumbkopf.Last edited by sasguru; 26 September 2013, 13:55.Hard Brexit now!
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