Any "Lycra louts" on here?

[SimonMac]

That's the free gift.

Never in the history of mankind has someone been in such need of a shag as our BP, maybe that might calm him down

[BrilloPad]

**** sake, did someone tulip in your cornflakes today?!

Mrs BP does most mornings - its a huge turn on. Today she didn't so I am a bit peeved.

How is Paris?

[MarillionFan]

**** sake, did someone tulip in your cornflakes today?!

That's the free gift.

[SimonMac]

Seeing the usual drivel you spout I only looked at number 1.

"1. Man walks into a road..."

The number of times I have been cycling quite correctly and had to violently swerve to avoid pedestrians. They will just be walking along the road then just jump into the road without looking.

Clearly you don't cycle - I bet you can't even ride a bike. Typical of someone from the PWG.

Why not f**k odff back to the PWG forums and take the p1ss out of those who are gioing to be made bankrupt or abusing babies with your nonce pals?

Or why not meet me face to face and we can discuss it properly?

**** sake, did someone tulip in your cornflakes today?!

[BrilloPad]

Jesus. Brillo CUK's very own Warwick Davis offering to take Malv outside. What you going to do? Bite his kneecaps???

I said I wanted to discuss with him. Having trouble reading again?

And don't take the lord's name in vain. Or I will have to pray for you.

[MarillionFan]

Seeing the usual drivel you spout I only looked at number 1.

"1. Man walks into a road..."

The number of times I have been cycling quite correctly and had to violently swerve to avoid pedestrians. They will just be walking along the road then just jump into the road without looking.

Clearly you don't cycle - I bet you can't even ride a bike. Typical of someone from the PWG.

Why not f**k odff back to the PWG forums and take the p1ss out of those who are gioing to be made bankrupt or abusing babies with your nonce pals?

Or why not meet me face to face and we can discuss it properly?

Jesus. Brillo CUK's very own Warwick Davis offering to take Malv outside. What you going to do? Bite his kneecaps???

[BrilloPad]

All of which are avoided by the cyclist following the Highway Code and riding defensively...

Heigh ho

Seeing the usual drivel you spout I only looked at number 1.

"1. Man walks into a road..."

The number of times I have been cycling quite correctly and had to violently swerve to avoid pedestrians. They will just be walking along the road then just jump into the road without looking.

Clearly you don't cycle - I bet you can't even ride a bike. Typical of someone from the PWG.

Why not f**k odff back to the PWG forums and take the p1ss out of those who are gioing to be made bankrupt or abusing babies with your nonce pals?

Or why not meet me face to face and we can discuss it properly?

[Mich the Tester]

FIXED

[MaryPoppins]

[Mich the Tester]

[malvolio]

The five most annoying things pedestrians do to cyclists - Telegraph

All of which are avoided by the cyclist following the Highway Code and riding defensively...

Heigh ho

[BrilloPad]

The five most annoying things pedestrians do to cyclists - Telegraph

[AtW]

"The hit-and-run Lycra louts: How thuggish minority of cyclists are terrorising our roads with one elderly pensioner being hit twice in a month

'A law that will force cyclists to take a proper test and abide by the Highway Code is long overdue'"

Cyclists: How thuggish minority of Lycra louts are terrorising our roads | Mail Online

Regularly see cyclists going on red...