Tip for the day

[djfoot]

I know of a better tip. It's quite nearby and allows me to take all sorts of household rubbish along. People are friendly too.

[AtW]

Still contracting at the Russian state circus Alexei?

It rocks as you can do stupid things and nobody minds

[The Lone Gunman]

Always a chance of a bit of elbow tit and a squeeze past if you stand in the right place.

[hyperD]

Even better it she's walking up the stairs.

All hail the following midgets!

[DimPrawn]

Still contracting at the Russian state circus Alexei?

[AtW]

Even better it she's walking up the stairs.

Better still if she is walking downstairs on her hands with legs in the air

[DaveB]

OTOH some women will think you are being a patronising, sexist pig and will scowl and huff at you

Which makes it an ideal way to filter out the ones you wouldnt want to chat up atb the christmass do

[Clog II The Avenger]

Even better it she's walking up the stairs.

[bogeyman]

OTOH some women will think you are being a patronising, sexist pig and will scowl and huff at you

[NoddY]

You're working at Deutcher Bank these days then DP?

Listen Pal, I got there first.

[DaveB]

Or grab her arse.

If that's still allowed these days

You're working at Deutcher Bank these days then DP?

[NoddY]

Or grab her arse.

If that's still allowed these days

Not at Deutsche Bank!

[DimPrawn]

Or grab her arse.

If that's still allowed these days

[hyperD]

And you can give her a good sniff as she goes by. If that's your thing...

[DaveB]

Always hold the door for a cute blonde.

1. You get to oggle without being glared at or completely blanked.

2. You get a good look at her arse after she's gone thorugh ahead of you.

3. It makes you look like a gentleman, which is generally a good thing, regardless of whether you are or not.