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Previously on "Tip for the day"
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I know of a better tip. It's quite nearby and allows me to take all sorts of household rubbish along. People are friendly too.
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It rocks as you can do stupid things and nobody mindsOriginally posted by DimPrawnStill contracting at the Russian state circus Alexei?
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Always a chance of a bit of elbow tit and a squeeze past if you stand in the right place.
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All hail the following midgets!Originally posted by Clog II The AvengerEven better it she's walking up the stairs.
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Better still if she is walking downstairs on her hands with legs in the airOriginally posted by Clog II The AvengerEven better it she's walking up the stairs.
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Which makes it an ideal way to filter out the ones you wouldnt want to chat up atb the christmass doOriginally posted by bogeymanOTOH some women will think you are being a patronising, sexist pig and will scowl and huff at you
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OTOH some women will think you are being a patronising, sexist pig and will scowl and huff at you
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Listen Pal, I got there first.Originally posted by DaveBYou're working at Deutcher Bank these days then DP?
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Originally posted by DimPrawnOr grab her arse.
If that's still allowed these days
You're working at Deutcher Bank these days then DP?
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Not at Deutsche Bank!Originally posted by DimPrawnOr grab her arse.
If that's still allowed these days
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And you can give her a good sniff as she goes by. If that's your thing...
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Tip for the day
Always hold the door for a cute blonde.
1. You get to oggle without being glared at or completely blanked.
2. You get a good look at her arse after she's gone thorugh ahead of you.
3. It makes you look like a gentleman, which is generally a good thing, regardless of whether you are or not.Tags: None
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