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MaryPoppins replied

19 September 2013, 13:10
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Thanks for the offer, but I'm waxing my top lip.
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eek replied

19 September 2013, 13:08
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Which one acts as the woman do you think?

Why? Are you not getting any?
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mudskipper replied

19 September 2013, 13:08
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Will you be my friend?

Thanks for the offer, but I'm waxing my top lip.
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MaryPoppins replied

19 September 2013, 13:05
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Which one acts as the woman do you think?

Whichever one you want, baby.
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MarillionFan replied

19 September 2013, 13:03
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

You're very well suited, you pair.

Thank fkc you can't have kids.

Which one acts as the woman do you think?
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MaryPoppins replied

19 September 2013, 13:01
Originally posted by eek View Post

Lync is now working. Mr Mac' status currently reads disturbed...

You're very well suited, you pair.

Thank fkc you can't have kids.
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SimonMac replied

19 September 2013, 12:48
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

It is a bit sad.

"Look everybody, I've got a real life friend!"

Will you be my friend?
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eek replied

19 September 2013, 12:35
Lync is now working. Mr Mac' status currently reads disturbed...
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mudskipper replied

19 September 2013, 12:34
It is a bit sad.

"Look everybody, I've got a real life friend!"
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SimonMac replied

19 September 2013, 12:20
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Your knickers by the sound of it. Now FOOK OFF AND HAVE YOUR FOOKIN AFFAIR ELSEWHERE!!!

Am I annoying you?
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BrilloPad replied

19 September 2013, 12:14
Originally posted by eek View Post

Are you not getting any?

Clearly you and SM are....
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eek replied

19 September 2013, 12:00
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Your knickers by the sound of it. Now FOOK OFF AND HAVE YOUR FOOKIN AFFAIR ELSEWHERE!!!

Are you not getting any?
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MarillionFan replied

19 September 2013, 11:52
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

I used to be able to just throw something at him

Your knickers by the sound of it. Now FOOK OFF AND HAVE YOUR FOOKIN AFFAIR ELSEWHERE!!!
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SimonMac replied

19 September 2013, 11:45
I used to be able to just throw something at him
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eek replied

19 September 2013, 11:42
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

Try a PM next time. Or an email.

Losers

Blame Mr Mac not me.
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