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Previously on "Bodily adornments for the mature gentleman"

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    But does she laugh or say tut-tut? I laugh.
    And slightly wet your incontinenece pants?

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Phoenix
    You sound like my Mum!
    But does she laugh or say tut-tut? I laugh.

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    They can't afford to be aggressive if their opponent can just pull the ring off their nipple!

    Ears are fine. Even eyebrows, though not to my taste.

    No, it's nipples that I think are over the top. And foreskins and testicles, but I didn't look close enough to spot any of those.

    You sound like my Mum!

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  • Bagpuss
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    And foreskins and testicles, but I didn't look close enough to spot any of those.

    You just took it like a man!

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    Some of the weirdest looking people I have met have also been some of the nicest. IMHO Rarely do you see someone alternative looking being agressive.
    They can't afford to be aggressive if their opponent can just pull the ring off their nipple!

    Ears are fine. Even eyebrows, though not to my taste.

    No, it's nipples that I think are over the top. And foreskins and testicles, but I didn't look close enough to spot any of those.

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  • Bagpuss
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    CCTV proof:

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  • The Lone Gunman
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    I saw you attack James T K
    Unprovoked too! He was saying he didnt want a fight!

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  • Bagpuss
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    I saw you attack James T K

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  • Bagpuss
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    Some of the weirdest looking people I have met have also been some of the nicest. IMHO Rarely do you see someone alternative looking being agressive.

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  • wendigo100
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    Originally posted by Phoenix
    So when exactly do these blokes have to grow up Wendigo?
    Chavs they may have been, but they may have been hard core rockers once in there misserable lives...Is it a crime to keep faith with just what you like into your older years, or do you Wendigo, insist that these "older blokes" stop annoying you and get the slippers and a zimmer frame to make you feel more comfortable.........perhaps you should have asked them about there life rather than assuming they where in a life crisis mode
    They don't annoy me - on the contrary, they provide great entertainment!

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  • Badgers Armpit
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    I got my nipple pierced at my wife's request (now removed - the piercing, not the wife).

    I didn't keep a record at the time, but I'm sure I got more head "with piercing"!
    Last edited by Badgers Armpit; 2 August 2006, 09:27.

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  • Pondlife
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    Originally posted by Bagpuss
    Everyone should look the same. John Major should be used as a template.

    I believe Millets has a sale on.

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  • Bagpuss
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    Everyone should look the same. John Major should be used as a template.

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  • Phoenix
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    Originally posted by wendigo100
    I've just got back from holiday, where I saw several older blokes with pierced body parts other than ears.

    Am I alone in thinking that the hulking great 50-year-old chav I saw with a pierced nipple and a ring through it looked stupid?

    So when exactly do these blokes have to grow up Wendigo?
    Chavs they may have been, but they may have been hard core rockers once in there misserable lives...Is it a crime to keep faith with just what you like into your older years, or do you Wendigo, insist that these "older blokes" stop annoying you and get the slippers and a zimmer frame to make you feel more comfortable.........perhaps you should have asked them about there life rather than assuming they where in a life crisis mode

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  • Andyw
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    Originally posted by Diestl
    You are not alone, I wonder if a chav knows hes a chav or is the IQ so low his mind can only store "i want that Diesel Jumper" or "I want everyone to listen to loud thumping music from my car", are they self aware?

    More like... "Benefits" "Cheap Fags"

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