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Lockhouse replied

5 September 2013, 18:52
Duly nicked for my FB page.

You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.
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northernladyuk replied

5 September 2013, 16:02
Semi-erect and pension day? Might be my lucky night when he gets indoors.
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vetran replied

5 September 2013, 15:58
You must spread some Reputation around before giving it to SimonMac again.

Sorry SM, can't give it to you today!
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mudskipper replied

5 September 2013, 15:10
"Milne, who was described as 'semi-erect' during the act, added: "I was treated like a hardened criminal.""
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RedSauce replied

5 September 2013, 15:08
Originally posted by Paddy View Post

Two lolly sticks and an elastic band does the trick

I'll remember that next time I am trying to thumb-in a softy
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Paddy replied

5 September 2013, 15:05
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Semi-erect? Pensioners do have problems standing up straight.

Two lolly sticks and an elastic band does the trick
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mudskipper replied

5 September 2013, 15:02
Semi-erect? Pensioners do have problems standing up straight.
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amcdonald replied

5 September 2013, 14:52
Still the CPS won't be after him, as it won't stand up in court
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SimonMac started a topic Best. Headline. Ever!

5 September 2013, 14:42
Best. Headline. Ever!

'Semi-erect' OAP caught shampooing his genitals on a bus claims he's 'no hardened criminal'

A PENSIONER was caught shampooing his privates on a bus after becoming irritated with his underpants.
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