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Previously on "Top marks for Bob!"
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Think it all depends who you get, some of the offshore support people I have to deal with for one of our Software vendors are very, very good and got me out of trouble a few times then go out there way to follow up after, others in the same support team I have dealt with have been sh*t though.
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Originally posted by Kurzon View PostYou get such people in all races, including white people e.g. chavs and other scum living off the state as drugged up high school dropouts with a history of violent behaviour.
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostNow who's being racist?
Not all Asians are like that. You get such people in all races, including white people e.g. chavs and other scum living off the state as drugged up high school dropouts with a history of violent behaviour.
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Originally posted by Kurzon View PostSalaam,
I have 12 children with 2 more on the way from my second and third wives, mashallah! It is against my beliefs to integrate with the kaffir and I will need 5 breaks/day and each Friday off for prayer, where do I sign up for benefits? I must send some back to my fourth wife and her family.
JazakAllah Khair
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Originally posted by Bunk View PostPassed with flying colours. Welcome to Britain.
مرت مع الطيران الالوان. مرحبا بكم في بريطانيا
I have 12 children with 2 more on the way from my second and third wives, mashallah! It is against my beliefs to integrate with the kaffir and I will need 5 breaks/day and each Friday off for prayer, where do I sign up for benefits? I must send some back to my fourth wife and her family.
JazakAllah Khair
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Originally posted by Kurzon View PostName (shortened): Sheik Mohammed Abdullah Ibrahim ibn Ahmed Islam
Country: Islamic Republic of Britain
Residence: Bradistan
DoB: 11/09/2001
Occupation: Chemical weapons engineer at Assad Industries
Education: Graduated SOAS, University of London in Theology & Islamic Studies
Work History: Assistant to the Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Husayni al-Sistani in Iraq
Political Views: Sharia Law
مرت مع الطيران الالوان. مرحبا بكم في بريطانيا
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostHow do we know you're not a terrorist? Please provide personal details so we can do a background check.
Country: Islamic Republic of Britain
Residence: Bradistan
DoB: 11/09/2001
Occupation: Chemical weapons engineer at Assad Industries
Education: Graduated SOAS, University of London in Theology & Islamic Studies
Work History: Assistant to the Grand Ayatollah Ali al-Husayni al-Sistani in Iraq
Political Views: Sharia Law
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Originally posted by Kurzon View PostWtf? Not sure if you're being serious here but that's even worse. Despicable IMO. Yes I'm Asian in case you're wondering... and no I'm not a terrorist nor do I support mass immigration.
Are you one of those "dey took er jobs" type that blames anyone else but themselves?
Southpark - They Took Our Job! - YouTube
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDon't be so dense. It's not just for Indians its for anyone Asian who does a better job at half the price of UK contractors
so all of them then
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostDon't be so dense. It's not just for Indians its for anyone Asian who undercuts UK contractors
Are you one of those "dey took er jobs" type that blames anyone else but themselves?
Southpark - They Took Our Job! - YouTube
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostBob is the racist term used on CUK to describe anyone from India. It used to mean someone who had a distinct lack of quality (much cheapness, plenty quickness) but is now just used to describe Indians.
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostBob is the racist term used on CUK to describe anyone from India. It used to mean someone who had a distinct lack of quality (much cheapness, plenty quickness) but is now just used to describe Indians.
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Originally posted by Kurzon View PostSo I found out what AndyW is, but what's a Bob? Because I see the following in multiple threads but not sure how they relate:
Bob, BobCo, Bob Agent
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Based on the posts it sounds like some redneck or chav tech support placed in the role for legal reasons on some new government scheme they can't afford.
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