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Previously on "FFS!!!"

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It's for protection.
    and boy, do you need protecting. I did think self inflicted no sympathy but as the hospital said they hadn't seen a raccoon up there before it was probably a wise move to bring MF in.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    SimonMac's only been gone 1 day - it didn't take long for eek to stray.
    What can I say any port in a storm. Also client co is working smoothly now someone is on holiday so I need to find my entertainment somewhere.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    SimonMac's only been gone 1 day - it didn't take long for eek to stray.
    It's for protection.

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  • RSoles
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Why don't you kock on the door and ask if they can do it more quietly? Maybe he could wear a gag and she could go on top?
    Freudian, very Freudian.......

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Especially as he was sharing a room with Eek.
    SimonMac's only been gone 1 day - it didn't take long for eek to stray.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You won't be inviting Suity round for dinner again, I take it.
    Especially as he was sharing a room with Eek.

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  • Old Greg
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Couple in the next room are having a shag and the walls are paper thin.

    From the sounds of it she's like a sack of dead potatoes and he's not very fit or being strangled.

    Think I'm going to YouTube 'your tulip and you know you are' and go for a shower.
    You won't be inviting Suity round for dinner again, I take it.

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  • Lockhouse
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    I wish I was having a shag

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  • BrilloPad
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    Why don't you kock on the door and ask if they can do it more quietly? Maybe he could wear a gag and she could go on top?

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  • MarillionFan
    started a topic FFS!!!

    FFS!!!

    Couple in the next room are having a shag and the walls are paper thin.

    From the sounds of it she's like a sack of dead potatoes and he's not very fit or being strangled.

    Think I'm going to YouTube 'your tulip and you know you are' and go for a shower.

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