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aussielong replied

22 August 2013, 21:02
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'm running a consultancy business not an O-level Maths discussion forum for thick Ozzies.

HTH, BIDI.

Thanks for getting back to me on this FAO Assguru thread.

So you acknowledge that you are indeed, an Assguru.

He knows his name.
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Churchill replied

22 August 2013, 18:05
Originally posted by AtW View Post

I think you've got a much better chance of hitting the urinal...

</ToiletHumour>

Only when spiked with a laser!
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AtW replied

22 August 2013, 18:02
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

More chance of hitting the spot ~~offending <edit>~~

I think you've got a much better chance of hitting the urinal...

</ToiletHumour>
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Churchill replied

22 August 2013, 17:58
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Rather you than sassy.....

More chance of hitting the spot ~~offending <edit>~~

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BrilloPad replied

22 August 2013, 17:53
Originally posted by Churchill View Post

Yeah, yeah, and I'm developing guidance and mission planning systems for missiles and fighter aircraft!

Oops, actually, I am

Rather you than sassy.....
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Churchill replied

22 August 2013, 17:52
Originally posted by sasguru View Post

I'm running a consultancy business not an O-level Maths discussion forum for thick Ozzies.

HTH, BIDI.

Yeah, yeah, and I'm developing guidance and mission planning systems for missiles and fighter aircraft!

Oops, actually, I am
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sasguru replied

22 August 2013, 17:17
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

Can you solve that stats puzzle I set for you?

If no, why?

Because you haven't looked at it? If not, why not?

Because you have looked at it and deemed it not worthwhile?

Because you have been beaten by it?

Which is it assguru?

I'm running a consultancy business not an O-level Maths discussion forum for thick Ozzies.

HTH, BIDI.
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BrilloPad replied

22 August 2013, 15:11
Originally posted by AtW View Post

Sudoku from last weeks Metro.

He is still working on it ...

Even the difficult one is easy.

Oh I get it.....
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AtW replied

22 August 2013, 14:23
Originally posted by doodab View Post

What is this puzzle?

Sudoku from last weeks Metro.

He is still working on it ...
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OwlHoot replied

22 August 2013, 14:18
Originally posted by aussielong View Post

I set assguru a little stats test a few months ago, which he has been unable to complete thus far.

No doubt he will be along soon to assert that he has not seen it.

Oh, a few months ago.

As he hasn't been around today, I assumed you set it yesterday and he's been struggling with it all day
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aussielong replied

22 August 2013, 14:15
Originally posted by doodab View Post

What is this puzzle?

I set assguru a little stats test a few months ago, which he has been unable to complete thus far.

No doubt he will be along soon to assert that he has not seen it.
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doodab replied

22 August 2013, 13:58
What is this puzzle?
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scooterscot replied

22 August 2013, 13:47
The challenge of simple stochastic processes brings out the fraud in him,
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aussielong started a topic FAO Assguru

22 August 2013, 13:19
FAO Assguru

Can you solve that stats puzzle I set for you?

If no, why?

Because you haven't looked at it? If not, why not?

Because you have looked at it and deemed it not worthwhile?

Because you have been beaten by it?

Which is it assguru?
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