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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Could someone convert into English for me?
    Meanwhile, experts have confirmed that they remain unaware as to who put the Ram in ramalamadingdong and are still baffled about who put the Bop in the bopshoobopshoobop, but they state categorically that it was SasGuru who put the tard into MegaMegaretard



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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    That probably explains a lot about you
    Could someone convert into English for me?

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    You should just sh4g your girlfriend, not engage her in conversation.
    That probably explains a lot about you

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    TBH, eek has all the intellectual incisiveness of a senile old sheep so it's not great sport for me.
    So you know the "intellectual incisiveness" of a "senile old sheep" do you?

    You should just sh4g your girlfriend, not engage her in conversation.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    TBH, eek has all the intellectual incisiveness of a senile old sheep so it's not great sport for me.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    After 10 years using google correctly doesn't exactly require much effort. The quotes took 30 seconds and I just wanted the evidence to confirm what a waste of carbon you are.
    Wow what a masterful MD you are to be sure.
    Now get your secretary to make you some tea while the driver preps the Bentley, you must have lots of meetings to attend what with your business empire and all

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Did you go hunting for quotes? What a superb and professional MD you are, to be sure
    Feck me you couldn't make it up.
    After 10 years using google correctly doesn't exactly require much effort. The quotes took 30 seconds and I just wanted the evidence to confirm what a waste of carbon you are.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    wibble .
    Did you go hunting for quotes? What a superb and professional MD you are, to be sure
    Feck me you couldn't make it up.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Methinks thou protesteth too much, loser.
    I know for a fact you're thick, so I don't take seriously whatever bollux you type on here.
    Now atw's SKA, there's a real business.
    You've changed your tune.

    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Hardly MD-like behaviour. I wonder if Majestic stakeholders know about his predilections.
    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Hmmm so the product has been buggy for this long and the MD (who is the only one who can fix it) has taken 2 months to do so?
    Nice business model, not ...
    But then again I expect no more from someone who gets stuck 18 times a day.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    You're going to have to do better than that. I merely need to look in my business account and see this weeks merchant account transfer and know its a decent business.

    Plus the work requests i'm getting from companies wanting a day or 2 days of consultancy to demonstrate and configure.

    Its often the stupid, simple ideas where real money is made.

    Oh and you forget the only reason I took a contract was to make it easier to get a mortgage as there was a house we wanted to move to. I'm not that bothered now as the £40k of work we thought was required looks more like £100k and I would need to rent somewhere while the work was being done.
    Methinks thou protesteth too much, loser.
    I know for a fact you're thick, so I don't take seriously whatever bollux you type on here.
    Now atw's SKA, there's a real business.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Better hope that "Business" you keep yapping on about is a success - but having demonstrated to all and sundry what a moron you are, I reckon its all hot air.
    You're going to have to do better than that. I merely need to look in my business account and see this weeks merchant account transfer and know its a decent business.

    Plus the work requests i'm getting from companies wanting a day or 2 days of consultancy to demonstrate and configure.

    Its often the stupid, simple ideas where real money is made.

    Oh and you forget the only reason I took a contract was to make it easier to get a mortgage as there was a house we wanted to move to. I'm not that bothered now as the £40k of work we thought was required looks more like £100k and I would need to rent somewhere while the work was being done.

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by eek View Post
    That would be the case if I came here when stuck in a problem .

    I don't I come here when bored as stated in my custom title.

    So as well as being stuck cretinously often, you have just shown you can either not read or think in small logical steps.

    Want to keep digging the hole or will you slink away early today
    Better hope that "Business" you keep yapping on about is a success - but having demonstrated to all and sundry what a moron you are, I reckon its all hot air.

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  • eek
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    Originally posted by russell View Post
    I like how they give posters a second chance!
    Welcome back

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  • russell
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    I like how they give posters a second chance!

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