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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by Viktor
    People that came here legally, paid taxes and respected the law could be considered now "undesirable" because we all know that we should get rid of those "barbarian" Eastern Europeans.
    I see nothing wrong with Eastern European immigrants except that when most of Warsaw, Gdansk, and Lodz up sticks and move to Luton, then I think it's getting a wee bit silly. I wonder if I could get a contract in Warsaw?

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by Jabberwocky
    No, the Sun is for tits, which is why he reads it.
    Last time I looked at the Sun, I saw no paupers, but I did see lots of tits, so you are right young sir.

    BTW haven't you picked the lock on your bedroom door yet? Oh yes, it's on the outside. That makes it a bit hard to pick. Though if you were to pick a lock, I think you'd pick a pink one.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by Viktor
    Jabberwocky, Troll, Churchill: I am not a Sun regular reader and in my opinion the best page from this tulipe newspaper is no. 3 But the facts remain, the link has even a video that shows the guy demanding 800 quids in exchange for asylum seeker papers.
    If this is true then his rate would be 2,400 quids / week for a contract with lets say 3 standard "packages" delivered per week. For more complex "packages" the rate could go up to 4,500 quids / week , FFS this beats even DimPrawn with his .NET!!!


    "Sun: “How many people have you helped?”

    D: “Quite a number.”

    Sun: “Ten, thirty?”

    D: “I can’t count. Do you want a figure for those I have given advice, assisted?”

    Sun: “Assisted.”

    D: “Couple of hundred.”


    Again I have nothing against Zimbabwean asylum seekers. But FFS this guy works for The Home Office!! We are talking about forged legal papers and bribery!!! And the majority of those "poor" asylum seekers are not Zimbabwean, this is an exploited hole in the British immigration law.
    There is also the opposite...People that came here legally, paid taxes and respected the law could be considered now "undesirable" because we all know that we should get rid of those "barbarian" Eastern Europeans.
    Or maybe ... if they have 800 quids for some Home Office guy...
    I'm afraid old chap that this is what happens when the keys to the state are handed out to the savages, much the same is happening to the Police, Civil Service and Judiciary it's called 'equal opportunities' a.k.a lowering standards to the lowest common denominator, which happens to be third world levels & no one seems to be bothered about it too much

    I think your problem is that you did it by the book legally - you should have climbed aboard a lorry at Dover & claimed asylum like the others

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  • Viktor
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    Jabberwocky, Troll, Churchill: I am not a Sun regular reader and in my opinion the best page from this tulipe newspaper is no. 3 But the facts remain, the link has even a video that shows the guy demanding 800 quids in exchange for asylum seeker papers.
    If this is true then his rate would be 2,400 quids / week for a contract with lets say 3 standard "packages" delivered per week. For more complex "packages" the rate could go up to 4,500 quids / week , FFS this beats even DimPrawn with his .NET!!!


    "Sun: “How many people have you helped?”

    D: “Quite a number.”

    Sun: “Ten, thirty?”

    D: “I can’t count. Do you want a figure for those I have given advice, assisted?”

    Sun: “Assisted.”

    D: “Couple of hundred.”


    Again I have nothing against Zimbabwean asylum seekers. But FFS this guy works for The Home Office!! We are talking about forged legal papers and bribery!!! And the majority of those "poor" asylum seekers are not Zimbabwean, this is an exploited hole in the British immigration law.
    There is also the opposite...People that came here legally, paid taxes and respected the law could be considered now "undesirable" because we all know that we should get rid of those "barbarian" Eastern Europeans.
    Or maybe ... if they have 800 quids for some Home Office guy...

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  • Jabberwocky
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    Originally posted by Churchill
    Surely the sun is for paupers. Are you sure you're a contractor?
    No, the Sun is for tits, which is why he reads it.

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  • Viktor
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    Originally posted by Troll
    Viktor

    Is this you?

    "East European immigrants living rough are becoming drunk and aggressive, and flooding homeless hostels."
    Yes, I get drunk all nights, I'm very aggressive and I'm looking specially after trolls...I wonder how are you still alive...

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  • Troll
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    Viktor

    Is this you?

    "East European immigrants living rough are becoming drunk and aggressive, and flooding homeless hostels."

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  • Viktor
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    http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006340829,00.html

    "Home Office worker Joseph Dzumbira’s brother and sister have already claimed asylum and another sister arrived at Gatwick just last week.

    Yesterday we told how Dzumbira, from Zimbabwe, was himself originally an asylum seeker.

    Dzumbira, 35, was suspended from his job and faces a criminal investigation after telling our undercover reporter how he can get ANYONE in by providing fake documents and IDs.

    We revealed how Dzumbira — who works at the immigration centre Lunar House in Croydon — was part of a gang of crooked officers, solicitors and an ex-cop — and how he charged some desperate illegal immigrants up to £2,000.

    Now it has emerged he has a sister Angeline, 43, and brother Gerald, 36, both living in Essex. They arrived from Zimbabwe in the last few years and claimed asylum. The second sister has just arrived on a two-year visitor’s visa."



    NO COMMENT

    Victor

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  • Churchill
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    Surely the sun is for paupers. Are you sure you're a contractor?

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  • VectraMan
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    I've never heard of an immigrant complaining how easy immigration is before, especially one who has no intention of staying.

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  • DimPrawn
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    the reason that asylum seekers "claim benefits" and "do nothing all day" is that they aren't allowed to take on jobs
    Sounds like most permies to me.

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  • thunderlizard
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    If it makes you feel better, the reason that asylum seekers "claim benefits" and "do nothing all day" is that they aren't allowed to take on jobs. That decision was to stop people moaning about asylum seekers 'coming over here taking our jobs'. And the benefits they get are a pittance: about £30 a week in food vouchers last time I looked.

    Incidentally, from where were you seeking asylum yourself, Victor?

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  • xoggoth
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    Look on the bright side. Fake Zimbabwean asylum seekers are probably better than genuine ones. Look at the AIDS statistics. Over 50% of new cases diagnosed in the UK are now from Zimbabwe or contacts with same. In the overcrowded hellhole that unfettered and unchecked immigration is creating we have to be grateful for small mercies.

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  • Viktor
    started a topic What have you done???

    What have you done???

    Today I was having the usual breakfast when the frontline of The Sun hit my eyes (I can't find the online edition for today...)
    That bastard Home Office worker Joseph Dzumbira, the one with fake asylum seeker status granted for 2,000 quids, is HIMSELF AN ASYLUM SEEKER!!!
    HE GOT THE "INDEFINITE LEAVE TO REMAIN" AFTER ONE YEAR FROM HIS FIRST ARRIVAL IN UK!!!
    I can't believe this tulipe...I had to send tons of paperwork to the Home Office for an extension to a business visa that doesn't grant the right to benefits, public funds or employment status, I can only obtain leave to remain after 5 years (I am not interested in this whatsoever), and my application could be assessed by a f%$£ing corrupt bastard that has a leave to remain granted after one year .
    You can find the original article here : http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006340496,00.html

    Why there are no proper immigration laws in this country? How is this thing possible? I have nothing against any nation, but have a look at all those who claim benefits, do nothing all day and hardly speak any English and judge for yourself who is "desirable" or "undesirable" to stay in the country formerly known as England...

    Victor

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