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and this ..... double ouch
There's an awful lot of sea-based testicle trouble out there for those that find it ....
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Nude swimmers warned of GONAD-GOBBLING FISH ON THE LOOSE
Swedish men have been told to stay out of the water after a gonad-gobbling fish known as the "ball cutter" was spotted in the wild.
The warning was issued after fisherman caught what appears to be a 21cm-long pacu fish in the Oresund Sound between Denmark and Sweden.
Related to the famous Amazonian piranha, the pacu is famous for its taste for nuts of both the human and vegetable kind.
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