Reply to: FAO Suity

[MarillionFan]

We are still waiting for the signed purchased order from you before we authorise Suity to do the work.

Once we have received that (it needs to be in triplicate one to each of the three specified addresses) and the neccessary deposit then and only then can we permit suity to start work

Oh if you think that is paid try dealing with paymill and their banks....

If you're having problem with Suity and his contract team Aussie, for half the rate they've quoted I can provide you a resource called Mary Poppins. It may not be German she speaks but it will sound guttaral & filthy all the same.

[MaryPoppins]

I'm relocating to Germany to do an important contract soon.

You sound about 12.

[eek]

Hi mate,
How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
Regards,
AL

We are still waiting for the signed purchased order from you before we authorise Suity to do the work.

Once we have received that (it needs to be in triplicate one to each of the three specified addresses) and the neccessary deposit then and only then can we permit suity to start work

Oh if you think that is bad try dealing with paymill and their banks....

[Bunk]

I haven't seen anything yet. To be honest, I'm starting to look at other options now. Typical.

Yep, I think he's found this one a bit too much for him.

[aussielong]

Has he still not done it yet? FFS, can't get the staff these days

I haven't seen anything yet. To be honest, I'm starting to look at other options now. Typical.

[Bunk]

Hi mate,
How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
Regards,
AL

Has he still not done it yet? FFS, can't get the staff these days

[aussielong]

Votzegesicht

Hi mate,
How is this document coming along? Have you got anything for me to review yet? Dont forget- 2 weeks left- don't let your work pile up and get distressed.
Regards,
AL

[aussielong]

Worked just fine for me when I was there.

Really appreciate your help on this one buddy. Realise i've put you under the pump a bit but if you can deliver this there is more work..guaranteed. If you need any help to get this one over the line, just yell buddy.

[suityou01]

Doesn't really work:

(a) the real spelling is Fotze. Votze is a misspelling but some people use it, such as 'Fotzensafttrinker'
(b) is some areas of Germany its not seen as a swear word so ain't rude

You would be better off using Muschigesicht and even then the word has a double meaning as a 'Kalte Muschi' is a word for a 'Red Wine-Cola' drink! Try 'Rechtschreibüberprüfungsprogrammbenutzer' instead

Was haben eine Muschi und eine Motorsäge gemeinsam? Wenn du abrutschst is der Finger im Arsch.

Hyperhero Schimpfwort - Liste mit ca. 7830 Schimpfwoertern

Worked just fine for me when I was there.

[darmstadt]

Votzegesicht

Doesn't really work:

(a) the real spelling is Fotze. Votze is a misspelling but some people use it, such as 'Fotzensafttrinker'
(b) is some areas of Germany its not seen as a swear word so ain't rude

You would be better off using Muschigesicht and even then the word has a double meaning as a 'Kalte Muschi' is a word for a 'Red Wine-Cola' drink! Try 'Rechtschreibüberprüfungsprogrammbenutzer' instead

Was haben eine Muschi und eine Motorsäge gemeinsam? Wenn du abrutschst is der Finger im Arsch.

Hyperhero Schimpfwort - Liste mit ca. 7830 Schimpfwoertern

[suityou01]

Votzegesicht

[doodab]

I forget the exact word but my colleagues taught me one that translates literally as "someone who tulips raisins", to be used for an anal person.

[mudskipper]

how do I swear in german from insults.net

Ohrfeigengesicht

[shaunbhoy]

Meanwhile, back in reality...

Pimmelkopf!!!

[aussielong]

Geben mir im arsch bitte.

Understand you are busy. End of the month will do. No need to stress. Just a few basics like how to order a beer. Cheers buddy