Doomed

[SimonMac]

Any excuse

[vetran]

We are being replaced by computers

Roses are #f00, violets are #00f. This witty code is a boffinry breakthrough

Eggheads at the University of Edinburgh have developed code dedicated to spitting out quips along the lines of: "I like my men like I like my monoxide - odourless" and "I like my women like I like my gas - natural".

The system was tested on a group of volunteers who claimed the witty algorithms made them chuckle a few times, although not as much as similar, human-penned jokes chosen from Twitter.

It uses 2,000,000 noun-adjective pairs of words to draw up jokes "with an element of surprise", something the creators claim is key to good comedy. The one-liners were produced by searching for connections between pairings of words using Google n-gram data and Wordnet's part-of-speech tags.

Other jokes calculated by the software include:

I like my relationships like I like my source code... open
I like my boys like I like my disk sectors... bad
I like my coffee like I like my war... cold

Russell Brand be afraid!