Mrs MF wants a divorce and its going to bankrupt me

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vetran replied

29 July 2013, 09:33
Originally posted by doodab View Post

Is this thread based on the plot of the movie "green card" with MF as Gerard Depardieu?

Knowing MF it will be more like Green Zone with MF as Matt Damon's cat.
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BrilloPad replied

29 July 2013, 09:10
Divorce - based on the latin to rip out a man's testicles via his wallet.
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doodab replied

29 July 2013, 09:09
Is this thread based on the plot of the movie "green card" with MF as Gerard Depardieu?
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BrilloPad replied

29 July 2013, 09:06
Marriage is the process of finding out what sort of man your wife would have preferred.
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Old Greg replied

29 July 2013, 08:26
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I think the wedding probably banktupted him.

Then she can repent at leisure.
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SimonMac replied

29 July 2013, 08:25
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

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He's a permie now, that will still bankrupt him
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TheFaQQer replied

29 July 2013, 08:24
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

I think the wedding probably banktupted him.

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mudskipper replied

29 July 2013, 08:16
Originally posted by Old Greg View Post

bump

I think the wedding probably banktupted him.
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Old Greg replied

29 July 2013, 08:14
bump
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SimonMac replied

26 July 2013, 12:02
Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post

Marriage is about 3 rings :-
Engagement
Wedding
Suffer

FTFY
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BrilloPad replied

26 July 2013, 12:00
Weddings are about 3 rings :-
Engagement
Marriage
Suffer
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vetran replied

26 July 2013, 11:48
Originally posted by Alias View Post

does he need it as a permie?

no but she does

Good luck MF

oh and saying 'You know those Matrons of honour, I have had them all' is not a good move.
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MarillionFan replied

26 July 2013, 11:42
Originally posted by TheFaQQer View Post

"I was getting a bit worried about making a speech, so I prepared a few lines. And now that I've snorted those, I don't give a tulip"

Its very rare I get nervous and I've been fine until 1 hour ago when I realised I didn't have my speech

I'm now tulipting it.
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Alias replied

26 July 2013, 11:38
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

have you at least remembered the pre-nup?

does he need it as a permie?
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TheFaQQer replied

26 July 2013, 11:15
"I was getting a bit worried about making a speech, so I prepared a few lines. And now that I've snorted those, I don't give a tulip"
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