Originally posted by barrydidit
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostNew place is firmly in Yorkshire now.
But has a Lancashire postal address
MrsTF - "Where are you going?"
TF - "Lancashire. I need a tulip"
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Originally posted by stek View PostLanky means coming from Lancashire or the Lancashire Dialect Shirley.
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Lanky means coming from Lancashire or the Lancashire Dialect Shirley.
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I always use the word lanky as meaning tall.
As SimonMac is over six foot then you can use this as a differentiation between tall(lanky) and short(midget).
You can then apply the description of size, from a BMI above average and one of below average or average BMI. Fatty or cake eating fatty for the first, skinny or tape worm infested for the second.
Third select descriptions based on posting style. For example if one poster always posts after another with gushing praise, ftfy or LOLs then this can be described as fawning or toadyism or lickspittledness. If the poster is a thread starter or always gets in first, then premature, or unfunny, repetitive, gormless or moronic can be used.
Then if the insulting poster has a particular meme that can be used. Ie. not cut out for contracting, cretin, bedwetter or I used to be a semi professional cricket player and know Bridgewater well son!
Finally a point blank insult / swear word can be used to top it all off.
Very simple really.
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Originally posted by SimonMac View PostIt seems not, but the again when has the truth ever got in the way for MF?
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'd like to continue with the banter but have received a note from one of the moderators requesting that I do not wind you and the boy wonder up as you cannae take it. I shall now gracefully withdraw from posting further
Is it a permanent holiday?
We live in hope
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostI'd like to continue with the banter but have received a note from one of the moderators requesting that I do not wind you and the boy wonder up as you cannae take it. I shall now gracefully withdraw from posting further on this matter to save your blushes.
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