Reply to: Oi MerillionFan

[SimonMac]

Not a problem though? Just make sure the bog is on the western end of the building, and the habitable accommodation on the eastern side and the natural order of things will be restored?

MrsTF - "Where are you going?"
TF - "Lancashire. I need a tulip"

[barrydidit]

New place is firmly in Yorkshire now.

But has a Lancashire postal address

Not a problem though? Just make sure the bog is on the western end of the building, and the habitable accommodation on the eastern side and the natural order of things will be restored?

MrsTF - "Where are you going?"
TF - "Lancashire. I need a tulip"

[TheFaQQer]

So hated equally by both?

New place is firmly in Yorkshire now.

But has a Lancashire postal address

[SimonMac]

SMac's from Lancashire I believe.

I shall not dignify that with a response!

[BrilloPad]

There is a stone in the wall at my new place which says "Lancashire and Yorkshire Part Here 1828" so we're right on the old border.

So hated equally by both?

[TheFaQQer]

SMac's from Lancashire I believe.

There is a stone in the wall at my new place which says "Lancashire and Yorkshire Part Here 1828" so we're right on the old border.

[TheFaQQer]

drivel

FTFY

[mudskipper]

Lanky means coming from Lancashire or the Lancashire Dialect Shirley.


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SMac's from Lancashire I believe.

[stek]

Lanky means coming from Lancashire or the Lancashire Dialect Shirley.


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[MarillionFan]

I always use the word lanky as meaning tall.

As SimonMac is over six foot then you can use this as a differentiation between tall(lanky) and short(midget).

You can then apply the description of size, from a BMI above average and one of below average or average BMI. Fatty or cake eating fatty for the first, skinny or tape worm infested for the second.

Third select descriptions based on posting style. For example if one poster always posts after another with gushing praise, ftfy or LOLs then this can be described as fawning or toadyism or lickspittledness. If the poster is a thread starter or always gets in first, then premature, or unfunny, repetitive, gormless or moronic can be used.

Then if the insulting poster has a particular meme that can be used. Ie. not cut out for contracting, cretin, bedwetter or I used to be a semi professional cricket player and know Bridgewater well son!

Finally a point blank insult / swear word can be used to top it all off.

Very simple really.

[eek]

*comforts eats another cake*

Loses count...

[SimonMac]

Perhaps underneath the, er, padding, there's a lanky person just waiting to emerge?

*comforts eats another cake*

[mudskipper]

It seems not, but the again when has the truth ever got in the way for MF?

Perhaps underneath the, er, padding, there's a lanky person just waiting to emerge?

[eek]

I'd like to continue with the banter but have received a note from one of the moderators requesting that I do not wind you and the boy wonder up as you cannae take it. I shall now gracefully withdraw from posting further

So you are gracefully going on a holiday away from this site to avoid being permie banned from it.

Is it a permanent holiday?

We live in hope

[SimonMac]

I'd like to continue with the banter but have received a note from one of the moderators requesting that I do not wind you and the boy wonder up as you cannae take it. I shall now gracefully withdraw from posting further on this matter to save your blushes.

Funny you should say that, I am wearing Batman socks today, are you watching me?