Reply to: working with a racy sexy co-worker

[d000hg]

Do you find short skirts, low cut tops, shapely legs and heaving bosums distracting?

I do get distracted by my legs sometimes, but I've not got any of the other ones.

[TestMangler]

Ah. Brillos wife again.

Ah, back tits. Look terrible, great for dancing with though

[MarillionFan]

Not at all. I think XXL ones must be a right PITA. The strapping required for any sort of bouncy exercise would be enough to prevent you breathing. The sweaty bit underneath in hot weather must be horrible. And where would you put them when you sleep? I imagine they're a risk for back ache too, unless you balance them up.

Ah. Brillos wife again.

[BrilloPad]

Exactly the same as my wife. Now and again when its very hot and she's been very active, they can also get a bit red and sore underneath.
Once, I offered to apply a bit of soothing savlon cream the the sore area and she said "yes please".
So I started applying and after a few seconds she looked at me like I'd just punched her in the face.
Turns out I was rubbing in Bonjela and not Savlon. The tubes are very very similar.

Try the same after she has been for a bike ride.

[DimPrawn]

Exactly the same as my wife. Now and again when its very hot and she's been very active, they can also get a bit red and sore underneath.
Once, I offered to apply a bit of soothing savlon cream the the sore area and she said "yes please".
So I started applying and after a few seconds she looked at me like I'd just punched her in the face.
Turns out I was rubbing in Bonjela and not Savlon. The tubes are very very similar.

Good for numbing gums.

Numb numb numb numb .....

[rhubarb]

My wife is going for a reduction soon. She's always been above average on the breast front, but 3 kids, and breastfeeding has made them a little too large.

Exactly the same as my wife. Now and again when its very hot and she's been very active, they can also get a bit red and sore underneath.
Once, I offered to apply a bit of soothing savlon cream the the sore area and she said "yes please".
So I started applying and after a few seconds she looked at me like I'd just punched her in the face.
Turns out I was rubbing in Bonjela and not Savlon. The tubes are very very similar.

[TheFaQQer]

I say any more than a mouthful is a waste.

You're risking a sprained tongue.

[Ketchup]

[SimonMac]

FTFY HTH

[TestMangler]

Sounds a good idea. MOst say any more than a hanful is a waste. But I say any more than a mouthful is a waste.

That would be like saying "No thanks Mr Agent, I don't want £600 a day because I can live on £100".

As my old granddad used to say, there are two things in life that just don't exist. Too much money and tits that are too big.

[Mich the Tester]

But I say any more than a mouthful is a waste.

Ah, so you're a spitter!

[BrilloPad]

My wife is going for a reduction soon. She's always been above average on the breast front, but 3 kids, and breastfeeding has made them a little too large. She mentioned the other night about it, saying she was tired, they hurt when she went running, and she'd just had enough of them. I can't imagine it having been fun in the recent hot spell too.

Sounds a good idea. MOst say any more than a hanful is a waste. But I say any more than a mouthful is a waste.

[scooterscot]

Do you find short skirts, low cut tops, shapely legs and heaving bosums distracting?

What kind of bloke is this?

[Old Hack]

Not at all. I think XXL ones must be a right PITA. The strapping required for any sort of bouncy exercise would be enough to prevent you breathing. The sweaty bit underneath in hot weather must be horrible. And where would you put them when you sleep? I imagine they're a risk for back ache too, unless you balance them up.

My wife is going for a reduction soon. She's always been above average on the breast front, but 3 kids, and breastfeeding has made them a little too large. She mentioned the other night about it, saying she was tired, they hurt when she went running, and she'd just had enough of them. I can't imagine it having been fun in the recent hot spell too.

[mudskipper]

FTFY HTH

Not at all. I think XXL ones must be a right PITA. The strapping required for any sort of bouncy exercise would be enough to prevent you breathing. The sweaty bit underneath in hot weather must be horrible. And where would you put them when you sleep? I imagine they're a risk for back ache too, unless you balance them up.