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Previously on "Northern Birds are hard as nails!!!"

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  • bless 'em all
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    The eggs hatched ...

    Yeah, he's wooden but screws/nails/wood geddit?
    Last edited by bless 'em all; 19 July 2013, 21:04. Reason: poor quality post.

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  • barrydidit
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    Fsck! That's bad news. I've got meself an air rifle to deal with the bastard that keeps tulipting on my car and eating my veggies. Trouble is so far it flies off every time it spies the gun. If the bugger has an iron clad arse i'm gonna need something a bit more potent than a .22 to deal with it.

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  • DaveB
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    [scouse drawl]Accrington Stanley?

    Who are they?[/scouse drawl]

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by DaveB View Post
    What do you expect from a town with a football team named after a knife?
    [scouse drawl]Accrington Stanley?

    Who are they?[/scouse drawl]

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  • DaveB
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    What do you expect from a town with a football team named after a knife?

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  • SimonMac
    started a topic Northern Birds are hard as nails!!!

    Northern Birds are hard as nails!!!

    BBC News - Pigeon builds nest from nails and screws in Accrington

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