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Previously on "Why do women cry during / after a"

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    I am a kind and considerate lover. I can't work out if its tears of gratitude, or her eyes watering.

    They don't call me king dingaling for nothing you know.
    Now the picture is complete, Mr Bean to the tune of

    Oh my ding a ling, Everybody sing

    I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

    Oh my ding a ling, my ding a ling

    I wanna play with my ding a ling a ling

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  • suityou01
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    I am a kind and considerate lover. I can't work out if its tears of gratitude, or her eyes watering.

    They don't call me king dingaling for nothing you know.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Ticktock View Post
    White, with yellowing stains and a brown should have gone faster stripe at the back?
    FTFY

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  • Ticktock
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    That's the effect I have on women too, when I drop my trousers and she sees the colour of my underpants.
    White, with yellowing stains and a brown go faster stripe at the back?

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  • KentPhilip
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Yep, she normally does have that look on her face.
    That's the effect I have on women too, when I drop my trousers and she sees the colour of my underpants. And the brand.

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  • Paddy
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    shag?

    Not performance related and Dire Straits mentioned this too. Squealing while coming doesn't count but on asking why I don't get an answer.

    Just asking the ladyees like.
    Cry? They shouldn't even talk with their mouth full.

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by mos View Post
    Yep, she normally does have that look on her face.

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  • mos
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    Originally posted by nomadd View Post
    Well, to be pedantic, the crying doesn't actually start until you've pushed her out of bed and thrown some taxi fare after her.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Basingstoke

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by scooterscot View Post
    Ah the recession has hit Newcastle.
    He is in Slough...

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Well in my case it's when ask for change from a 20 quid note, and refuse to tip the maid
    Ah the recession has hit Newcastle.

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  • KentPhilip
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    Well in my case it's when ask for change from a 20 quid note, and refuse to tip the maid

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  • nomadd
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    shag?
    Well, to be pedantic, the crying doesn't actually start until you've pushed her out of bed and thrown some taxi fare after her.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Disappointment?
    Possibly but 'you're the best' between sobs wouldn't say so.

    A mystery but at the end of the day (session), should I care?

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  • scooterscot
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    shag?

    Not performance related and Dire Straits mentioned this too. Squealing while coming doesn't count but on asking why I don't get an answer.

    Just asking the ladyees like.


    You should really ask their permission first.

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