Where is Threaded

[sasguru]

...sort of like the Banach-Tarski paradox in reverse.

Are you Threaded in disguise? I claim my £5.

[Nipple Clamp]

This is the world's top competitive eater...



65 hard boiled eggs in 6 mins 40 seconds. Cool Hand Luke... lightweight!

I can well believe it - I once worked with a Thai girl, thin as a whippet but with an ogrous appetite and a literally unbelievable ability to pack away mountains of food without changing shape, sort of like the Banach-Tarski paradox in reverse.

[Dundeegeorge]

A shade risky Bogey

That is just so fecking disgusting (and entirely Amerikan) on every level.

Perhaps they could introduce a handicap system by having one (or more) starving African children set out in front of them while they competatively gorge.

Who knows but that they might accidentally eat the child?

[Spartacus]

Believe it or not

This is the world's top competitive eater...



65 hard boiled eggs in 6 mins 40 seconds. Cool Hand Luke... lightweight!

[Fungus]

That is just so fecking disgusting (and entirely Amerikan) on every level.

Perhaps they could introduce a handicap system by having one (or more) starving African children set out in front of them while they competatively gorge.

An even better handicap system would be to chop their hands off. But then again, why do things by halves. Let's just chop off their heads.

I wonder if when the next San Francisco Earth quake occurs, Americans will be so fat and heavy that the whole area will just slide into the Earth.

[bogeyman]

the Association of Independent Competitive Eaters

That is just so fecking disgusting (and entirely Amerikan) on every level.

Perhaps they could introduce a handicap system by having one (or more) starving African children set out in front of them while they competatively gorge.

[Spartacus]

No, no, I'd heard he's just attended the innaugural meeting of the Association of Independent Competitive Eaters

[Pondlife]

Monster eater retires

Apparently he's in india

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/south_asia/5213238.stm

"On one famous occasion, the man who locally became known as Theeta (monster eater) took advantage of a local restaurant's "unlimited meals" coupon.

He reputedly scoffed three bucketfuls of rice, one bucket of fish curry and 10 kgs of cooked meat. "

[hyperD]

Lumphammer, old chap.

Old Wallop is what the Davey's wine bars sell (which is rebadged Directors).

Yes, I have similar fond memories of all the Little Pubs, sadly no more.

Yes, you're right LB...getting a touch Alzheimerish...obviously too much of the damn stuff in my youth...

[BoredBloke]

In all seriousness, I think you will find that he knee deep in the brown stuff after two killed in bouncy castle disaster

It seems that the roaps holding him down snapped.

[Lucifer Box]

Ah yes, the sawdust floor and the pints of Old Wallop...

<sheds tear from eye...>

Lumphammer, old chap.

Old Wallop is what the Davey's wine bars sell (which is rebadged Directors).

Yes, I have similar fond memories of all the Little Pubs, sadly no more.

[hyperD]

I heard he'd booked a camping holiday in the car park of Mad O' Rourke's Pie Factory in Tipton and is currently munching through his fifth Desperate Dan pie of the day.

Ah yes, the sawdust floor and the pints of Old Wallop...

<sheds tear from eye...>

[Dalek Supreme]

I heard he'd booked a camping holiday in the car park of Mad O' Rourke's Pie Factory in Tipton and is currently munching through his fifth Desperate Dan pie of the day.

[bogeyman]

I think he's here with Lizzie on the ferry traveling round the Western Isles.

Gosh! Do you suppose that Threaded could actually be prince Phil (the Hun)?

They have the same supercilious manner, I must say.

[MrsGoof]

I think he's here with Lizzie on the ferry traveling round the Western Isles.