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  • TheFaQQer
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    Some years back, a girl I worked with was really excited because she was going to see Ronan Keating that night. Mate of mine and I kept ripping the piss about how short he was - we said he was short, she said he wasn't.

    Me: The information will be on the Boyzone website.
    Her: Look it up then

    I opened boyzone.com on the browser - gay porn site.

    Her response: yes, I knew that would happen

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  • SimonMac
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    Another good one is (or was not checked it in a while) goole.co.uk rather than google.co.uk

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    I am slightly curious as to exactly what variety of sleeping bag you were hoping to purchase.

    Urban Dictionary: sleeping bag

    Oh my.

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  • Old Greg
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    I am slightly curious as to exactly what variety of sleeping bag you were hoping to purchase.

    Urban Dictionary: sleeping bag

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I need a new sleeping bag for an upcoming camping trip. So, looking for website of the well known high street retailer, I put blacks.com into the address bar of google and pressed return. At work.

    Don't do this!
    Mrs Doodab tells me she didn't believe this excuse.

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  • alluvial
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    Enough about blacks.co.uk what about blacks.com?
    Well I can tell you that there are some very talented ladies on that site. Budding thespians no doubt.

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I don't think the page even loaded fully before I killed it.
    Enough about blacks.co.uk what about blacks.com?

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  • Paddy
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    Try hotmale.com

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I don't think the page even loaded fully before I killed it.
    So no tipping your head at funny angles to try and work out what went where?

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    How long did you spend on blacks.com vs. blacks.co.uk?
    I don't think the page even loaded fully before I killed it.

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  • mudskipper
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    How long did you spend on blacks.com vs. blacks.co.uk?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I need a new sleeping bag for an upcoming camping trip. So, looking for website of the well known high street retailer, I put blacks.com into the address bar of google and pressed return. At work.

    Don't do this!







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  • mudskipper
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    Sounds like a plan B. Find a reputable company, buy the .com / .co.uk version of their website and post porn until they offer you pots of dosh to sell it.

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  • northernladuk
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    ROFL.. Imagine their surprise after starting the company and then getting round to registering the domain names

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  • Spacecadet
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    I need a new sleeping bag for an upcoming camping trip. So, looking for website of the well known high street retailer, I put blacks.com into the address bar of google and pressed return. At work.

    Don't do this!
    Have you just finished making the same mistake again at home?

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