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  • Halo Jones
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Life is like a stray pube on the rim. Sometimes you get pissed off.
    Well that summs up Monday so far

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  • BrilloPad
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    Life is like a stray pube on the rim. Sometimes you get pissed off.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    I'm impressed, it sounds very realistic.

    Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.
    FFS. No!

    My crappers are always immaculate.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I tried it last week, with a she-wee. Got piddle all over my hands.
    There is people who pay good money for that kind of experience

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    You need one of these.

    Maybe I'm getting old, but the idea of pissing on a smurf really doesn't do it for me.

    Give me a stray pube though and I'm a sharp shooter.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Uncle Albert View Post
    I'm impressed, it sounds very realistic.

    Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.
    You need one of these.

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  • Uncle Albert
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    I tried it last week, with a she-wee. Got piddle all over my hands.
    I'm impressed, it sounds very realistic.

    Did you try to move a stray pube off the rim or blast a stuck bit of poo from the side of the loo? If not you must try harder.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Sitting down for me. I did try it standing up when I was about seven, but it wasn't very successful.
    I tried it last week, with a she-wee. Got piddle all over my hands.

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    Her family invented the Prince Albert, they are a kinky bunch
    Albert was German - they are all kinky over there. BUt then I suppose the queen is mostly German.

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    While chatting to the queen?
    Her family invented the Prince Albert, they are a kinky bunch

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by SimonMac View Post
    FTFY
    While chatting to the queen?

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  • SimonMac
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    Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
    Is there a wrong time?
    FTFY

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  • BrilloPad
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    Originally posted by KentPhilip View Post
    Is this the wrong time to talk about "golden showers"?
    Is there a right time?

    Still if it floats your boat and you have an understanding partner then fill your boots. Or her boots....

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  • KentPhilip
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    Is this the wrong time to talk about "golden showers"?

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  • BrilloPad
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    During my last iron man I managed to pee while cycling. Very very difficult - took huge amount of concentration. I hope I can repeat the feat next time.

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