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OwlHoot replied

27 June 2013, 09:28
Originally posted by scooterscot View Post

Reports the "Yorkshire daily"

Hehe - I can't do a Yorkshire accent though
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scooterscot replied

27 June 2013, 08:46
Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post

"Och, that penny was on the table a second ago, ye ken. So find it!"

Reports the "Yorkshire daily"
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OwlHoot replied

27 June 2013, 08:26
"Och, that penny was on the table a second ago, ye ken. So find it!"
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Pondlife replied

27 June 2013, 07:18
Oh my God, a woman has walked in. Quick, hide!
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TheBigD replied

27 June 2013, 07:15
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Taken in a pub not far from me ...

Bottoms up!
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KentPhilip replied

26 June 2013, 22:01
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

"Fellas, if you're going to drink yourselves under the table, you're supposed to take your drinks down there with you.."

Last edited by KentPhilip; 26 June 2013, 22:04.
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SimonMac replied

26 June 2013, 17:29
Dominic Cooper and his fellow pimps when someone asks "Who's round is it next?"
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hyperD replied

26 June 2013, 17:14
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Taken in a pub not far from me ...

CUKers look for sasguru's sense of humour?
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MarillionFan replied

26 June 2013, 17:14
Locals attempt to coax Suity from under a table after a run in with a 10 year old over the pool table.
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Spacecadet replied

26 June 2013, 17:13
Permie UK Member meet up trying to find enough change for another drink
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mudskipper replied

26 June 2013, 17:12
Which way is Mecca?
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Platypus replied

26 June 2013, 17:09
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Is it just me that thought of Allen Jones

I need captions not smart-arsed art references
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mudskipper replied

26 June 2013, 17:07
Is it just me that thought of Allen Jones
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OwlHoot replied

26 June 2013, 17:06
"Not being used to wine, two of the Muslims misread their compasses the next morning"
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shaunbhoy replied

26 June 2013, 17:01
Originally posted by Platypus View Post

Taken in a pub not far from me ...

Jeezus, what was happening? Was suity doing stand-up?
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