Extracting the urine!

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stek replied

26 June 2013, 18:04
Originally posted by SimonMac View Post

Lets us know when you need some help.

FTFY (See what I did there? Wit. Or sarcasm? They're the same aren't they? Yeah, they're the same, taking the pish....
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SimonMac replied

26 June 2013, 17:58
Originally posted by stek View Post

I'm gonna respond to this one with sarcasm and wit.

Lets us know when you need some help
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northernladuk replied

26 June 2013, 17:38
Originally posted by stek View Post

And another one in the old inbox....

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PLEASE NOTE THIS IS AN URGENT REQUIRMENT SO PLEASE SEND YOUR CV WITH 2 REFEREE’S IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED!
..

Oh really? Urgent? So they will wait for the referees to be contacted and back back so not that urgent.

Also bad spelling and apostrophe abuse.

I'm gonna respond to this one with sarcasm and wit.

Not that I am defending pimps but it can still be urgent even if they need to contact referees. If you Opt in they are obliged to do it so it is part of the process they need complete in a rush... that is theory. In reality it is just a croc of tulip from a dumbass agent
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stek replied

26 June 2013, 17:34
Originally posted by mudskipper View Post

Howard Webb and Pierluigi Collina?

I've asked for the rate an said I usually go in at £850/day - it's a shiitty Linux job in Oxford, bet it's another £200/day'er

My referees are:

Steve Jobs (Deceased)
Plot 1
Apple Cemetery
1a Infinite Loop
Bolton

and

God Almighty
The Sky
Heaven
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mudskipper replied

26 June 2013, 17:29
Originally posted by stek View Post

And another one in the old inbox....

..
PLEASE NOTE THIS IS AN URGENT REQUIRMENT SO PLEASE SEND YOUR CV WITH 2 REFEREE’S IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED!
..

Oh really? Urgent? So they will wait for the referees to be contacted and back back so not that urgent.

Also bad spelling and apostrophe abuse.

I'm gonna respond to this one with sarcasm and wit.

Howard Webb and Pierluigi Collina?
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stek replied

26 June 2013, 17:24
And another one in the old inbox....

..
PLEASE NOTE THIS IS AN URGENT REQUIRMENT SO PLEASE SEND YOUR CV WITH 2 REFEREE’S IN ORDER TO BE CONSIDERED!
..

Oh really? Urgent? So they will wait for the referees to be contacted and back back so not that urgent.

Also bad spelling and apostrophe abuse.

I'm gonna respond to this one with sarcasm and wit.
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MarillionFan replied

26 June 2013, 16:47
Originally posted by stek View Post

Got this from a pimp, unsolicited, not my skill set at all, EMC SAN dood required...

Dear stek

We have a client based in Middlesex who is looking for 2 Technical Storage Analysts (1 x permanent and 1 x contractor).

Do you know anyone who would be interested?

.......

Wonder if I could get a pimp to help me sort my impending double taxation issue out...
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stek started a topic Extracting the urine!

26 June 2013, 16:46
Extracting the urine!

Got this from a pimp, unsolicited, not my skill set at all, EMC SAN dood required...

Dear stek

We have a client based in Middlesex who is looking for 2 Technical Storage Analysts (1 x permanent and 1 x contractor).

Do you know anyone who would be interested?

.......

Wonder if I could get a pimp to help me sort my impending double taxation issue out...
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