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Previously on "So where are all the suicide bombers then?"
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Originally posted by xoggothOnly good thing about suicide bombers is that they rarely re-offend. Pity we don't get suicide muggers. Give me or your mobile quick or I'll stab myself.
A suicide mugger would say "Give me your mobile quick AND I'll stab myself."
Which is furking pointless if you ask me, but I'm no mozzy.
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Only good thing about suicide bombers is that they rarely re-offend. Pity we don't get suicide muggers. Give me or your mobile quick or I'll stab myself.
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So where are all the suicide bombers then?
What I mean is, until they do it, they have not done any suicide bombing. It's like calling me a grandfather despite me having no grandchildren yet.
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Originally posted by DodgyAgentI am on to it, I have placed an ad in fusion magazine for some low cost Eastern Europeans.
DA in "never one to miss a business opportunity" mode
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Hot temperatures can cause the homemade stuff to go abit unstable... frighten even the most zealous.
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Originally posted by Clog II The AvengerThey have problems with their health and safety issues and a shortage of heavenly virgins.
DA in "never one to miss a business opportunity" mode
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Originally posted by Clog II The Avengershortage of heavenly virgins.
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They have problems with their health and safety issues and a shortage of heavenly virgins.
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So where are all the suicide bombers then?
or are they all too busy in Iraq to be anywhere near Lebanon/Israel?
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