So where are all the suicide bombers then?

[Bitbucket]

Watch out for cats as well

[stackpole]

Only good thing about suicide bombers is that they rarely re-offend. Pity we don't get suicide muggers. Give me or your mobile quick or I'll stab myself.

That isn't exactly a suicide mugger is it. A suicide bomber doesn't blow everyone else up OR himself.

A suicide mugger would say "Give me your mobile quick AND I'll stab myself."

Which is furking pointless if you ask me, but I'm no mozzy.

[xoggoth]

Only good thing about suicide bombers is that they rarely re-offend. Pity we don't get suicide muggers. Give me or your mobile quick or I'll stab myself.

[wendigo100]

So where are all the suicide bombers then?

As someone says, they are all dead. You cannot have a living suicide bomber.

What I mean is, until they do it, they have not done any suicide bombing. It's like calling me a grandfather despite me having no grandchildren yet.

[Hart-floot]

I am on to it, I have placed an ad in fusion magazine for some low cost Eastern Europeans.

DA in "never one to miss a business opportunity" mode

Has Viktor applied yet??

[hyperD]

Hot temperatures can cause the homemade stuff to go abit unstable... frighten even the most zealous.

[DodgyAgent]

They have problems with their health and safety issues and a shortage of heavenly virgins.

I am on to it, I have placed an ad in fusion magazine for some low cost Eastern Europeans.

DA in "never one to miss a business opportunity" mode

[ladymuck]

Maybe they're all skiving off because it's too hot to work.

[AtW]

shortage of heavenly virgins.

So far no complaints about that...

[Clog II The Avenger]

They have problems with their health and safety issues and a shortage of heavenly virgins.

[DimPrawn]

Good business opportunity. Pension plans for suicide bombers.

[djfoot]

They've killed themselves. Doughnut!

[Mailman]

or are they all too busy in Iraq to be anywhere near Lebanon/Israel?

Mailman