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"Cruellest thing to do to a Chav?"
Let them live in mainland Europe for 1 year.
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Cruellest thing to do to a Chav?
Give them an education, force them to speak properly, and ban Big Brother from TV.
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Make 'em work for a living?
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Make 'em work for a living?
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Guest repliedRe: Do you mean...
OK thanks. It's a strange thing to say don't you think? In fact you'd never say it would you - either the accronym or the full version. It's just something some people type in bulletin boards and the like is it?
SODOFF
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Guest repliedDo you mean...
Do you mean ROFLMAO
If so
Roll On Floor Laughing My Arse Off
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Guest repliedEh?
I know it's off topic, but what the heck does ROLMAO stand for?
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Guest repliedPersonally, I think bathrooms are highly over-rated.
In the little market town of Duodenum, just outside Lavenham, the local historical society (funded by a medieval Outreach worker) are reinstating cultural practices.
Massive great big bottoms hang out of windows and defecate on to the street below.
I've also noticed a new family move in yesterday, the NGoto's from Botswana.
So it soons looks like massive great big black bottoms are going to hanging out of number 5 shortly.
Being a good neighbour, I have welcomed them with a selection of home made bran cakes.
I have turned my own bathroom in to a bedsit, so Xog, if you are in the area and want to do some bottom watching, let me know. The window overlooks the village green and there is some major cr@pping action around lunchtime. Normally see at least 10-15 bums over a 2 hour period. During the evening, when it's dark, I do have a collection of edited highlights on DVD to keep you happy.
Strangely, the people at number 4 never seem to go to the loo. Which is weird.
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Guest repliedOh god. Sounds like our bathroom (apart from the rats). I must be a chav.
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Guest repliedTake their mothers PC away so they cannot post on CUK when they get home from school.
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Guest repliedGive them a job, a bar of soap (for washing not smoking) and some deodorant
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Guest repliedIntroduce them to Chico.
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Guest repliedthen creep into their house and fit a roll-top bath in the bathroom, at least six inches away from the wall all round, so they'd have nowhere to store their serried ranks of shampoo bottles, bubble bath, conditioner, etc, etc (half of them empty)
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Guest repliedForce them to listen to AtW?
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Guest started a topic What's the cruellest thing you could do to a chav?What's the cruellest thing you could do to a chav?
I reckon it would be to wait until they go away on holiday, then creep into their house and fit a roll-top bath in the bathroom, at least six inches away from the wall all round, so they'd have nowhere to store their serried ranks of shampoo bottles, bubble bath, conditioner, etc, etc (half of them empty). :evilTags: None
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