I reckon it would be to wait until they go away on holiday, then creep into their house and fit a roll-top bath in the bathroom, at least six inches away from the wall all round, so they'd have nowhere to store their serried ranks of shampoo bottles, bubble bath, conditioner, etc, etc (half of them empty). :evil
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then creep into their house and fit a roll-top bath in the bathroom, at least six inches away from the wall all round, so they'd have nowhere to store their serried ranks of shampoo bottles, bubble bath, conditioner, etc, etc (half of them empty)Comment
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Personally, I think bathrooms are highly over-rated.
In the little market town of Duodenum, just outside Lavenham, the local historical society (funded by a medieval Outreach worker) are reinstating cultural practices.
Massive great big bottoms hang out of windows and defecate on to the street below.
I've also noticed a new family move in yesterday, the NGoto's from Botswana.
So it soons looks like massive great big black bottoms are going to hanging out of number 5 shortly.
Being a good neighbour, I have welcomed them with a selection of home made bran cakes.
I have turned my own bathroom in to a bedsit, so Xog, if you are in the area and want to do some bottom watching, let me know. The window overlooks the village green and there is some major cr@pping action around lunchtime. Normally see at least 10-15 bums over a 2 hour period. During the evening, when it's dark, I do have a collection of edited highlights on DVD to keep you happy.
Strangely, the people at number 4 never seem to go to the loo. Which is weird.Comment
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