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Previously on "Murky question about girls"

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  • malvolio
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    Originally posted by BoredBloke View Post
    describe your worst BJ....brilliant.
    So this young guy runs into a pub and asks for a double whisky. "Celebrating?" asked the barman. "Just had my first blowjob" said the man."That's worth celebrating then", said the barman. "Nah" came the response, "Just want to get rid of the taste."


    IGMC

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  • BoredBloke
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    describe your worst BJ....brilliant.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Gibbon View Post
    One girl I knew would sort me out in the morning with a bj because, in her parting speech, she said my morning breath was like tiger breath!
    So don't swap.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Ah.

    The "one swallow doesn't make a hummer" approach.
    Although some would argue that it does.

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  • Gibbon
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    Tiger breath

    One girl I knew would sort me out in the morning with a bj because, in her parting speech, she said my morning breath was like tiger breath!

    Another would always finish me off with her mouth as she didn't like stains on her bedding!

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think it's their money they like blowing, not their cocks.
    Best ask KentPhillip about that

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    I think it's their money they like blowing, not their cocks.
    What's blowing got to do with it?

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Right, excellent. I'm working in a town where there's around 80,000 students and about 60,000 of those seem to be young women (I think the nursing college here might have something to do with that as well) so if I don't fall asleep by 16:00 I shall be out and about in the glorious sunshine with my clipboard...
    I think it's their money they like blowing, not their cocks.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    Right, excellent. I'm working in a town where there's around 80,000 students and about 60,000 of those seem to be young women (I think the nursing college here might have something to do with that as well) so if I don't fall asleep by 16:00 I shall be out and about in the glorious sunshine with my clipboard...
    I'll bring my penis

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by doodab View Post
    It's a well known fact that students like blowing middle aged men, so much so that some universities are thinking of introducing courses in it.
    Right, excellent. I'm working in a town where there's around 80,000 students and about 60,000 of those seem to be young women (I think the nursing college here might have something to do with that as well) so if I don't fall asleep by 16:00 I shall be out and about in the glorious sunshine with my clipboard...

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  • suityou01
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    <Tenuously related joke>

    I was once with this girl who loved giving head. She thought my c**k was so big she used to call it "Impaler!".
    At least so I thought. She had asthma and was crying out for her inhaler apparently

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  • suityou01
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    I've tried asking but SY02 doesn't speak with her mouth full.

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    That explains a heck of a lot...I'll stop going to 'Grab A Granny' nights then and start visiting the local student disco...
    It's a well known fact that students like blowing middle aged men, so much so that some universities are thinking of introducing courses in it.

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I am led to believe un-married women prefer it.
    That explains a heck of a lot...I'll stop going to 'Grab A Granny' nights then and start visiting the local student disco...

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  • MyUserName
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    Perhaps you should email all of the girls in your office and ask them?

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