Maths question

[nomadd]

The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

Mum is 21 years older than her child.
In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

Where is dad?

Specimen draw #1424 at the local sperm bank.

[doodab]

Where is dad?

Posting crap on CUK all day?

[rd409]

Eh?

Ah, got it. On top of mum.

Edit: Unless it's doggy style of course

Did your wife say this is how your babies were conceived?

[stek]

The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

Mum is 21 years older than her child.
In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

Where is dad?

On Uranus?

[Old Greg]

On a flight from Germany to Luton.

[NotAllThere]

Actually, he's down the pub, spending the money from his sperm donation.

[rd409]

The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

Mum is 21 years older than her child.
In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

Where is dad?

Dad is watching Uncle Jim playing with Mom!

[Doggy Styles]

The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

Mum is 21 years older than her child.
In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

Where is dad?

Eh?

Ah, got it. On top of mum.

Edit: Unless it's doggy style of course

[NotAllThere]

On a run from CSA?

A little premature.

[AtW]

The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

Mum is 21 years older than her child.
In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

Where is dad?

On a run from CSA?

[NotAllThere]

The following was posed by daughter's maths teacher.

Mum is 21 years older than her child.
In 6 years time, mum will be 5 times older than the child.

Where is dad?