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darmstadt replied

13 June 2013, 16:57
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

German?

Germans too small for condoms? - Salon.com

Lucky I'm not German then eh? Basically I'm now Ron Jeremy in a land of capons . Just for you to check and sad for both of us you're wrong: World map of The Penis Size Worldwide (country) by Country - TargetMap

Maybe its the London Rubber Company ******* up their order system.
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Old Greg replied

13 June 2013, 14:06
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

German?

Germans too small for condoms? - Salon.com

Bang goes that theory on suity's back passage problems.
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OwlHoot replied

13 June 2013, 11:48
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Glad I'm not a bird. So what do you call a cock without a cock?

A Fosters?

Oh no wait, that's a tube station without a cock
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DodgyAgent replied

13 June 2013, 09:53
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

Glad I'm not a bird. So what do you call a cock without a cock?

German?

Germans too small for condoms? - Salon.com
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vetran replied

13 June 2013, 09:47
a CockaFree?
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BolshieBastard replied

13 June 2013, 09:09
A 'cloaca'?
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SimonMac replied

13 June 2013, 08:52
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

SimonMac?
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mudskipper replied

13 June 2013, 08:44
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

So what do you call a cock without a cock?

Anything you like - he doesn't give a ****.
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Alias replied

13 June 2013, 08:42
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

So what do you call a cock without a cock?

a coc ?
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MarillionFan replied

13 June 2013, 08:40
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

So what do you call a cock without a cock?

SimonMac?
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nomadd replied

13 June 2013, 08:37
Originally posted by darmstadt View Post

So what do you call a cock without a cock?

Capon.
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darmstadt started a topic Eunuch

12 June 2013, 18:25
Eunuch

Glad I'm not a bird. So what do you call a cock without a cock?
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