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Dalek Supreme replied

20 July 2006, 22:40
How did you know she was a Dalek duplicate secretly planted awaiting the code signal to activate and assassinate...

But wait, I've said too much.
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mcquiggd replied

20 July 2006, 22:33
Well it worked on Edwina Currie....
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Dalek Supreme replied

20 July 2006, 22:11
We've been at it for years. The girls find it hard to resist that monotonous delivery.
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NickIT replied

20 July 2006, 14:12
Originally posted by ladymuck

You mean, you actually thought it was a real article???

I forgot to turn on my bullsh!t filter this morning! LOL

yeah...to my utter shame I did. DOH!
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ladymuck replied

20 July 2006, 13:58
Originally posted by NickIT

Ah....

I think this might have slightly backfired...

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/idiots.asp

Very irritating....as I am sure the effects discribed are very much true! I know I've had palpatations when having to deal with certain types of users...

You mean, you actually thought it was a real article???
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Rebel Dalek replied

20 July 2006, 13:53
Originally posted by TwinGoldDaleks

Sex with animals? You perverts.

You should see what she can do to a plunger. Adds a whole new meaning to the phrase "Pole Dancer"
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TwinGoldDaleks replied

20 July 2006, 13:44
Originally posted by Rebel Dalek

Well I dont know what you lot get up to, but I'm having a great time

Sex with animals? You perverts.
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Rebel Dalek replied

20 July 2006, 13:42
Originally posted by TwinGoldDaleks

What else? Do us daleks have sex as well? We need to be told.

Well I dont know what you lot get up to, but I'm having a great time
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The Lone Gunman replied

20 July 2006, 13:41
Originally posted by TwinGoldDaleks

So this is what you are up to while we are supposed to slaving away on the robotising production line.

What else? Do us daleks have sex as well? We need to be told.

It would appear someone isn't telling the whole truth.

Dont often get the chance to use that one twice in a day.
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NickIT replied

20 July 2006, 13:36
Ah....

I think this might have slightly backfired...

http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/idiots.asp

Very irritating....as I am sure the effects discribed are very much true! I know I've had palpatations when having to deal with certain types of users...
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TwinGoldDaleks replied

20 July 2006, 13:36
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

And there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.

So this is what you are up to while we are supposed to slaving away on the robotising production line.

What else? Do us daleks have sex as well? We need to be told.
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ladymuck replied

20 July 2006, 13:30
Highly amusing, have passed that one on!
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NickIT replied

20 July 2006, 12:56
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

And there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.

Not humour....appreciation of good analytical ability.....
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Emperor Dalek replied

20 July 2006, 12:43
Thank you - I try my best

And there was me thinking that my Dalek positronic brain hadn't been programmed for humour.
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NickIT replied

20 July 2006, 12:39
Originally posted by Emperor Dalek

Blimey, they must be dropping like flies where Mailman works.
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