Reply to: Turkey prepares for Iraq Invasion

[mcquiggd]

For a minute I thought you were about to experience 'Light Relief'

[Dundeegeorge]

Particularly if she's fat

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

and the stage isn't in very good condition.
True story, happened to our next door neightbour's daughter.
Trying out for a part in a local pantomime in a church hall. Now, she's a big girl, I mean a big girl, and the stage was obviously in need of refurbishment. She tries a leap (as in dancing) and ends up crashing through the stage. What a nightmare. afterwards I asked if she'd always been interested in theatre and he replied....





wait for it













it's coming












nearly there.............






No, it's just a stage she's going through.
I than kew, ah hah.

[DaveB]

"The Deadwood stage is coming on over the hill"... <sing>...

Don't put your daughter on the stage Mrs Worthington.

[hyperD]

"Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!, Whip crack-away!"

Thank you Madam Dominatrix... that's the hangover sorted.

[Dundeegeorge]

Errm, shome mishtake shirley?

Magnificent. You should both be on stage.

You should both be on a stage, I believe there's one leaving in about 10 minutes....

[wendigo100]

How much longer are you going to milk that cheesy line?

Magnificent. You should both be on stage.

[Clog II The Avenger]

Excellent DG. That would be lost on the Sun readers in here.

Or perhaps they thought it was cr@p.

How much longer are you going to milk that cheesy line?

[wendigo100]

No whey......

I'll get my coat

Excellent DG. That would be lost on the Sun readers in here.

Or perhaps they thought it was cr@p.

[Dundeegeorge]

Israel backing the Kurds?

No whey......

I'll get my coat

[TinTin]

Free for all

Now that Israel has (re)opened Pandora's box in the Middle east and getting away with it, expect others to follow, especially semi-dictatorships like Turkey, part of the US's 'axis of evil' ie Israel-Turkey-Pakistan.

[lORD lUCAN]

I think we should spare of thought for the innocent children who
are caught up in this disgusting affair.

Now thats out of the way, SAS why not apply for a job?
I'm sure someone will scoop up a few little bits and mail you home
if the unfortunate where to occur.

[AlfredJPruffock]

It seems that the Turkish government is taking full advantage of the Isreali assault on Lebanon to justify its attack on the Kurdish bases, they could now do this and avoid criticism from Bush as their rationale is exactly the same as Israels intervention in Lebanon.

However I have read that Israel has been forming close contracts with the Kurds and have been recruiting combat groups to be used in attacks on Northen Iran so it does complicate matters,but excellent timing from the Turks who seem to have a formidable millitary.

If during this operation againt the Kurdish terrorists, or Kurdish Freedom Fighters depending upon your perspective,Turkish troops subsequently engage US troops then it will be interesting to see the outcome.

[Dundeegeorge]

And it's

1, 2, 3, what are we fighting for?
Don't tell me, I don't give a damn, you're all going to Iran
And it's 5, 6, 7 open up the pearly gates
ain't no time to wonder why
whoopee, we're all gonna die

(Country Joe McDonald and the Fish (with Iran replacing Vietnam))

[AtW]

Lots more jobs

Because of less workers?

[TheMonkey]

World War III



Lots more jobs