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Previously on "And one for the Lads"

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  • darmstadt
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Is that a euphemism?

    let me guess you taught ASSGuru all he knows (during lunch hour)?

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
    I now have a brownstone.
    Is that a euphemism?

    let me guess you taught ASSGuru all he knows (during lunch hour)?

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  • darmstadt
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    I remember working in Israel and seeing some of those female Sabras walking around. Now although they look rather attractive, they are carrying machine guns and I know for a fact that some women can get a bit strange if you ask to touch their pistol (men are just strange when given guns) so I just ogled from a distance. Unless you go on the beach, then they have no guns, just well toned, muscled bodies. Still kept away and talked to rich old Jewish women from New York. I now have a brownstone.

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  • bless 'em all
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    Yes I would*5.

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  • vetran
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    yep those privates can get their hand on my privates no problem.


    I suspect there will be a new porn film based on this event within weeks! Bit like Ziva in NCIS, far too sexy.

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  • DimPrawn
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    Make love, not war.

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  • hyperD
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    And a possible end to all conflicts:

    "Here Abdul, take my AK-47, I'm going in for some nookie...bismillah!"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Just goes to show that many large organisations still don't understand social media. Instead of reprimanding the ladies, they could use this as a recruitment advert. Ooh, and reprimand them, you naughty, naughty girl, bend over, now!

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  • Platypus
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    Ta

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  • vetran
    started a topic And one for the Lads

    And one for the Lads

    Israeli women soldiers reprimanded for posing in underwear - Telegraph


    The second in from the left looks like Marty Feldmans Granddaughter.

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