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This parody thread is....Originally posted by AtW View PostFeel a tad bad about this...
At the SuperStar Destroy fuel pumps @ 22:00 - no night cashier so pay at pump only
Was happily filling up when a people carrier pulled up on opposite side of pump full of white Stormtroopers approached me saying he didn't have a card that would work the pumps, so could he give me cash and use my card to dispense fuel to get him home
What would others have done in this situation?
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'These are not the pumps you are looking for'Originally posted by AtW View PostFeel a tad bad about this...
At the SuperStar Destroy fuel pumps @ 22:00 - no night cashier so pay at pump only
Was happily filling up when a people carrier pulled up on opposite side of pump full of white Stormtroopers approached me saying he didn't have a card that would work the pumps, so could he give me cash and use my card to dispense fuel to get him home
What would others have done in this situation?
Then I would have stuck the 'ead on him, then beat a hasty
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What would Jedi do?
Feel a tad bad about this...
At the SuperStar Destroy fuel pumps @ 22:00 - no night cashier so pay at pump only
Was happily filling up when a people carrier pulled up on opposite side of pump full of white Stormtroopers approached me saying he didn't have a card that would work the pumps, so could he give me cash and use my card to dispense fuel to get him home
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