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[Troll]

I need to start an affair with a doctor who can prescribe me free amphetamines.

you can make your own in the kitchen sink....allegedly

[norrahe]

Yup, spanner in the works was GF#1 demanded more time on Sunday and was not impressed when I said I was out [with GF#2]. Took all of Sunday evening and a potential stack of cash to sweet talk her back!

Hmmm, decision time for you methinks. GF#2 will start demanding more time soon

[hyperD]

You probably will after tomorrow

Yup, spanner in the works was GF#1 demanded more time on Sunday and was not impressed when I said I was out [with GF#2]. Took all of Sunday evening and a potential stack of cash to sweet talk her back!

[SimonMac]

Dear god, yes I do.

GF#2 has sent me a text for time of meetup. I'm moving it to the afternoon.

GF#1 has suggested I come over this evening. Knocking that one on the head asap.

FFS...!

I feel like tulip...

You need a social secretary, but odds are you will start flirting with her too, at the moment I'd just be happy with a social life

[doodab]

I need to find a GF#3...

You probably will after tomorrow

[MarillionFan]

My run this morning was rubbish - nearly 2 minutes slower than last week, and was knackered before I'd done 200 yards. Nearly gave up after one lap (2.5K) but plodded on. I should have stayed in bed.

I've just done 30 miles albeit on canal paths in Wiltshire (so no hills). My legs are fine but my back and shoulders are killing me. Now having a long lie down.

[nomadd]

All I can see is a shimmering vision of a fat, aged, pathetic, atrophied demoralised wretch with a Global cooking knife and a penchant for great cuisine.

Is that normal?

According to your wife, yes.

[hyperD]

Early-stage vampirism.

Take a good, long look at yourself in the mirror. ...If you can.

All I can see is a shimmering vision of a fat, aged, pathetic, atrophied demoralised wretch with a Global cooking knife and a penchant for great cuisine.

Is that normal?

[nomadd]

Never went to sleep tonight.

Early-stage vampirism.

Take a good, long look at yourself in the mirror. ...If you can.

[hyperD]

My run this morning was rubbish - nearly 2 minutes slower than last week, and was knackered before I'd done 200 yards. Nearly gave up after one lap (2.5K) but plodded on. I should have stayed in bed.

Well, kudos for making the effort mudskipper. Sometimes the Jedi midi-chlorians are not always with us.

[mudskipper]

Yeah, sorry mudskipper, running is off the menu for now. May try and take the bike out later, but I've got to walk 4 miles to catch a lift off GF#1 to go back to hers, and I've got to carry a tube of 75m tin foil - it weighs a fecking tonne!

GF#2 has just texted me she wants me to come out with her for her party next weekend. With her lovely friend I met last year on holiday.

A potential GF#3!! Wooohooo!


I know, it could be an episode from Eastenders and I'm going to hell, but hey, I was married to a money sucking bitch for 10 years...

My run this morning was rubbish - nearly 2 minutes slower than last week, and was knackered before I'd done 200 yards. Nearly gave up after one lap (2.5K) but plodded on. I should have stayed in bed.

[hyperD]

I know how you feel.

Running and exercise makes no difference

Yeah, sorry mudskipper, running is off the menu for now. May try and take the bike out later, but I've got to walk 4 miles to catch a lift off GF#1 to go back to hers, and I've got to carry a tube of 75m tin foil - it weighs a fecking tonne!

GF#2 has just texted me she wants me to come out with her for her party next weekend. With her lovely friend I met last year on holiday.

A potential GF#3!! Wooohooo!


I know, it could be an episode from Eastenders and I'm going to hell, but hey, I was married to a money sucking bitch for 10 years...

[Spacecadet]

I know how you feel.

Running and exercise makes no difference

[hyperD]

Bollocks!

After several texts and phonecalls I'm now seeing GF#1 this evening and seeing GF#2 tomorrow (christ, she's keen!). Problem is GF#1 will want to spend all Sunday with me. I've just texted GF#2 about going to the pub tomorrow.

It's all getting too complicated.

****.

I need to find a GF#3...

[doodab]

I need to start an affair with a Columbian

FTFY