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Meh!

I know how you feel.

Running and exercise makes no difference

Yeah, sorry mudskipper, running is off the menu for now. May try and take the bike out later, but I've got to walk 4 miles to catch a lift off GF#1 to go back to hers, and I've got to carry a tube of 75m tin foil - it weighs a fecking tonne!

GF#2 has just texted me she wants me to come out with her for her party next weekend. With her lovely friend I met last year on holiday.

A potential GF#3!! Wooohooo!


I know, it could be an episode from Eastenders and I'm going to hell, but hey, I was married to a money sucking bitch for 10 years...
 
Yeah, sorry mudskipper, running is off the menu for now. May try and take the bike out later, but I've got to walk 4 miles to catch a lift off GF#1 to go back to hers, and I've got to carry a tube of 75m tin foil - it weighs a fecking tonne!

GF#2 has just texted me she wants me to come out with her for her party next weekend. With her lovely friend I met last year on holiday.

A potential GF#3!! Wooohooo!


I know, it could be an episode from Eastenders and I'm going to hell, but hey, I was married to a money sucking bitch for 10 years...

My run this morning was rubbish - nearly 2 minutes slower than last week, and was knackered before I'd done 200 yards. Nearly gave up after one lap (2.5K) but plodded on. I should have stayed in bed.
 
My run this morning was rubbish - nearly 2 minutes slower than last week, and was knackered before I'd done 200 yards. Nearly gave up after one lap (2.5K) but plodded on. I should have stayed in bed.

Well, kudos for making the effort mudskipper. Sometimes the Jedi midi-chlorians are not always with us.
 
Early-stage vampirism.

Take a good, long look at yourself in the mirror. ...If you can.

All I can see is a shimmering vision of a fat, aged, pathetic, atrophied demoralised wretch with a Global cooking knife and a penchant for great cuisine.

Is that normal?
 
My run this morning was rubbish - nearly 2 minutes slower than last week, and was knackered before I'd done 200 yards. Nearly gave up after one lap (2.5K) but plodded on. I should have stayed in bed.

I've just done 30 miles albeit on canal paths in Wiltshire (so no hills). My legs are fine but my back and shoulders are killing me. Now having a long lie down.
 
Dear god, yes I do.

GF#2 has sent me a text for time of meetup. I'm moving it to the afternoon.

GF#1 has suggested I come over this evening. Knocking that one on the head asap.

FFS...!

I feel like tulip...

You need a social secretary, but odds are you will start flirting with her too, at the moment I'd just be happy with a social life :laugh
 
You probably will after tomorrow :laugh

Yup, spanner in the works was GF#1 demanded more time on Sunday and was not impressed when I said I was out [with GF#2]. Took all of Sunday evening and a potential stack of cash to sweet talk her back! :eek:
 

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