Reply to: 450,000 foreigners are stranded in Britain

[mrdonuts]

the solution

if the israelis redirected a few missiles our way, perhaps there country of origin would send ships to rescue them

[FrankScribe]

Then again, if we dumped Slough, that would probably get rid of a few thousand of them at the same time.

[FrankScribe]

Basingstoke too

[FrankScribe]

Perhaps we could dump Luton at the same time

[wendigo100]

Apparantly to round them up and dump them (anywhere) would cost around £4 billion.

I was just talking about those that arrive at ports in future, but if we can round up 80% of those already here as well, for just 4 billion, that sounds like money well spent.

That will be five less Lutons required to house them!

[DimPrawn]

Immigrants are essential to the future wealth of Britain.

We should be locating them so we can buy them all a pint and give them a big hug. Especially the one in hoodies.

[John Galt]

How much would it cost to ship all illegal immigrants and asylum seekers that arrive at our ports to Africa and dump them in the Sahara? They would soon get the message.

There's a lesson there for the Spaniards as well.

Apparantly to round them up and dump them (anywhere) would cost around £4 billion.

[FrankScribe]

I hear the mid-atlantic rift could do with filling...

No thats reserved for nuclear waste

[ladymuck]

Good plan! Or maybe the remaining unihabited parts of Siberia perhaps? Send the ones from hot countries to the coldest and vice versa. Our temperate climate is just too inbetween to make them truly uncomfortable.

I hear the mid-atlantic rift could do with filling...

[wendigo100]

How much would it cost to ship all illegal immigrants and asylum seekers that arrive at our ports to Africa and dump them in the Sahara? They would soon get the message.

There's a lesson there for the Spaniards as well.

[Troll]

Without the will to tow the boats back to Africa or repatriate this is doomed to failure (btw Spains granting of a amnesty last year has caused a lot of the current influx)

"A plan to create rapid reaction teams of border guards to deal with European Union immigration crises has been unveiled by the European Commission.
The teams would be assembled by the EU border security agency, Frontex, from lists of experts in member states.

The plan would help the EU respond to appeals for assistance, such as Spain's request in May for help dealing with African migrants in the Canary Islands. "

[CommitmentISnotANissue]

From my experience they are not stranded but on the back of the bus smoking illicit drugs or hanging rouns shopping centres.

[John Galt]

Heard a human rights type bloke talking about this earlier - he reckons that we should let them all stay and give them all jobs 'cos they're really nice cuddly people really who just want to be loved and cherished.

No two ways about it - the UK will end up being the new Atlantis

[TheMonkey]

Just shout something rude about Allah and kill anyone who obviously takes offense.

[Fleetwood]

Sing the theme songs from "Magpie" and "Rainbow".