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Originally posted by OwlHoot View PostSuicide, by the sound of it
What a mean trick for a supposed animal lover if so, knowing that the tiger might have been put down
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Originally posted by AtW View Post
P.S. KentPhilip == Jeff Magni-whatever
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Maybe there was something outside the enclosure that she was even more scared of. A spider perhaps?
Or maybe it was a dastardly murder plot - she was hypnotised into thinking the tigers were cats.
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOh you should. It's keeping me entertained amyway.
Death by tiger is not the way I'd choose to go.
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Human toes and fingers?
Tony the frosties tiger says: they're grrrreat!
..Maybe I shouldn't post whilst drunk...
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Originally posted by mudskipper View PostIndeedy. How do we know she didn't go in there regularly, having befriended the nice kitty? Perhaps kitty got out of bed on the wrong side that day.
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Shall a group of us go up there, kidnap the old girl, and take her down to Longleat. Might save her life!
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Indeedy. How do we know she didn't go in there regularly, having befriended the nice kitty? Perhaps kitty got out of bed on the wrong side that day.
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Probably just me on CUK, assuming it wasn't suicide, who understands her thinking about nice little animals. Yes, rhinos, elephants, blue wales, white sharks, hippos, lions, tigers, they are are all nice little animals, unlike people, who are all tulipty. In the context of nice little animals, size and teeth have nothing to do with it.
Aaaah! what a nice little tiger, you would never bite me would you little tiger? Of course not!
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She was supposed to be an experienced keeper. I can't imagine she didnt know what was going to happen when she walked through that door. Very sad.
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