Originally posted by bogeyman
No, we usually charge a fiver, tenner if it's a national newspaper
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To her and many more.Originally posted by Dalek Supreme
They don't call me 'Bogey the Bigamist' for nothing!Leave a comment:
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Bogey, I had no idea you were married to my wife.Originally posted by bogeymanHer: what shall I wear ?
Me: dunno - I don't have a mental catalogue of all your bloody outfits!
Her: you just don't care!
Me: I do darling, I do - I care enough to put up with the fact that 85% of our wardrobe and drawer space is taken up with your stuff, and that I have to pay for it all, and fully understand that you still 'have nothing to wear'.
Her: what about that orange top?
Me: yeah! nice!
Her: you utter bastard! I haven't even GOT an orange top!
(and so on ad nauseum)
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Electrician walks into the Spare room aka live in wardrobe. He spies rows and rows of shoes.
Electrician: Wow! That's alot of shoes.
Me: Yes, unfortunately Imelda Marcos is living here at the moment.
Electrician: (laughs)
Her: (evil stare)
Me: (doghouse)Leave a comment:
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Her: what shall I wear ?
Me: dunno - I don't have a mental catalogue of all your bloody outfits!
Her: you just don't care!
Me: I do darling, I do - I care enough to put up with the fact that 85% of our wardrobe and drawer space is taken up with your stuff, and that I have to pay for it all, and fully understand that you still 'have nothing to wear'.
Her: what about that orange top?
Me: yeah! nice!
Her: you utter bastard! I haven't even GOT an orange top!
(and so on ad nauseum)
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PMT Questions
Why the **** haven't you
1. walked the dog?
2. mown the lawn?
3 sent me flowers?
4.brought me chocolate?
WTF is it with women? And the best bit is, they claim that they suffer from PMT!
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