No tulip, running out of toilet paper

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Troll replied

20 May 2013, 10:48
Kids today don't know how lucky they are!
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Troll replied

20 May 2013, 10:45
Originally posted by zeitghost

I don't think it's still made.

Think you're right! July 2009 is the last entry I can find
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BolshieBastard replied

20 May 2013, 10:40
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Izal medicated will sort the problem.

One sheet at a time is all that's needed!

This!

It (the shiny hard paper type) used to be all you got in the school bogs. Heaven help you if you got the watery type of squirts though.
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Troll replied

20 May 2013, 09:36
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Izal medicated will sort the problem.

One sheet at a time is all that's needed!

Can't believe they still sell that stuff..t'was evil
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Alias replied

20 May 2013, 09:27
Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post

Its all online now!

so you have to print it off first before use
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xoggoth replied

20 May 2013, 09:24
Excellent! A thing about bog paper AND a serious comment on the lunacies of left wing economic policies all in one.
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BoredBloke replied

20 May 2013, 08:59
Originally posted by ctdctd View Post

Izal medicated will sort the problem.

One sheet at a time is all that's needed!

Is that the tracing paper stuff that rather than wipe the tulip off your arse just spread it about!
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ctdctd replied

20 May 2013, 08:06
Izal medicated will sort the problem.

One sheet at a time is all that's needed!
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Spacecadet replied

20 May 2013, 08:00
Originally posted by zeitghost View Post

Haven't they got copies of the Daily Mail to use instead?

Its all online now!
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zeitghost started a topic No tulip, running out of toilet paper

20 May 2013, 07:59
No tulip, running out of toilet paper

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Ah, brings back memories of the halcyon days of the 1970s with sugar shortages and toilet paper shortages & the 3 day week.

Dear dead days beyond recall.

Haven't they got copies of the Daily Mail to use instead?
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