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Previously on "Shock! Horror"!"

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    You really couldn't make this up you twat; of course I know what you were alluding to, but you didn't say she attended Cambridge did you, so I took the piss.

    If MF or Fat boy said he went to Oxford, would you assume the university or town?

    *where's the face palm smiley
    Could you start taking your Ritalin again please Old Hack or alternatively stop taking your antiepileptic drugs and give us all a rest.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    WTF Shock Horror!

    No Helen Flanagan or Kelly Brook story today
    No Helen Flanagan!!!!!!! How fleeting the fame.

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  • petergriffin
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post

    No Helen Flanagan [...] today
    I lost interest in her when she stopped being a jailbait.


    [Too soon?]

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Hahaha, well for a male of such high intellect, you didn't say that did you now? You said she went to Cambridge.

    and you make jokes of my education

    Clarify yourself you dense bore.
    Oh FFS get a room you pair of crashing bores!!

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  • oracleslave
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Apparently we don't respect boobies.
    It's the pits with no tits

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Feck me you really are thick aren't you? What do you think "went to Cambridge" means in this context, or indeed usual educated discourse?
    That you visited the city?
    You couldn't make it up.

    You really couldn't make this up you twat; of course I know what you were alluding to, but you didn't say she attended Cambridge did you, so I took the piss.

    If MF or Fat boy said he went to Oxford, would you assume the university or town?

    *where's the face palm smiley

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    Hahaha, well for a male of such high intellect, you didn't say that did you now? You said she went to Cambridge.

    and you make jokes of my education

    Clarify yourself you dense bore.
    Feck me you really are thick aren't you? What do you think "went to Cambridge" means in this context, or indeed usual educated discourse?
    That you visited the city?
    You couldn't make it up.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    I meant the university. There is one, you know, its the place where people with good A-levels go unlike your alma mater, the Further Edumacashun Institute of Wolverhampton.

    Hahaha, well for a male of such high intellect, you didn't say that did you now? You said she went to Cambridge.

    and you make jokes of my education

    Clarify yourself you dense bore.

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Diane Abbott: British men ‘in crisis’, fuelling homophobia and misogyny
    Apparently we don't respect boobies.

    I don't think Abbott, Cooper or Harman get enough you know, for if they did, they'd not be spending their day fantasising about how to emasculate men further. I guess they look at sas as the perfect example of an emasculated metropolitan male

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by Old Hack View Post
    I think even a prick as big as you has been to cambridge sas, I think it's near to the A14...
    I meant the university. There is one, you know, its the place where people with good A-levels go unlike your alma mater, the Further Edumacashun Institute of Wolverhampton.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    well they were going to make her shadow education minister then realised she sent her kids to a selective school.

    some people have seen her on the telly so she gets a job.
    Diane Abbott: British men ‘in crisis’, fuelling homophobia and misogyny

    The spread of pornography, financial uncertainty and extended periods of adolescence has created a culture of ‘Viagra and Jack Daniels’ among males in the UK, the shadow public health minister will say

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  • Old Hack
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    She's certainly achieved far more than you in life having gone to grammar school and Cambridge.
    I think even a prick as big as you has been to cambridge sas, I think it's near to the A14...

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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    some people have seen her on the telly so she gets a job.
    She's certainly achieved far more than you in life having gone to grammar school and Cambridge.

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  • vetran
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    Originally posted by Troll View Post
    Contender

    wtf is she shadow Health Minister?
    well they were going to make her shadow education minister then realised she sent her kids to a selective school.

    some people have seen her on the telly so she gets a job.

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  • Troll
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    Originally posted by vetran View Post
    Darn was looking forward to admiring Kelly's pussy!
    It was a very nice pussy

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