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Previously on "Shock! Horror"!"
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Could you start taking your Ritalin again please Old Hack or alternatively stop taking your antiepileptic drugs and give us all a rest.
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No Helen Flanagan!!!!!!! How fleeting the fame.Originally posted by Troll View PostWTF Shock Horror!
No Helen Flanagan or Kelly Brook story today
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I lost interest in her when she stopped being a jailbait.Originally posted by Troll View Post
No Helen Flanagan [...] today
[Too soon?]
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Oh FFS get a room you pair of crashing bores!!Originally posted by Old Hack View PostHahaha, well for a male of such high intellect, you didn't say that did you now? You said she went to Cambridge.
and you make jokes of my education 
Clarify yourself you dense bore.
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It's the pits with no titsOriginally posted by Old Hack View PostApparently we don't respect boobies.
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You really couldn't make this up you twat; of course I know what you were alluding to, but you didn't say she attended Cambridge did you, so I took the piss.Originally posted by sasguru View PostFeck me you really are thick aren't you? What do you think "went to Cambridge" means in this context, or indeed usual educated discourse?
That you visited the city?
You couldn't make it up.



If MF or Fat boy said he went to Oxford, would you assume the university or town?
*where's the face palm smiley
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Feck me you really are thick aren't you? What do you think "went to Cambridge" means in this context, or indeed usual educated discourse?Originally posted by Old Hack View PostHahaha, well for a male of such high intellect, you didn't say that did you now? You said she went to Cambridge.
and you make jokes of my education 
Clarify yourself you dense bore.
That you visited the city?
You couldn't make it up.


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Hahaha, well for a male of such high intellect, you didn't say that did you now? You said she went to Cambridge.Originally posted by sasguru View PostI meant the university. There is one, you know, its the place where people with good A-levels go unlike your alma mater, the Further Edumacashun Institute of Wolverhampton.



and you make jokes of my education 
Clarify yourself you dense bore.
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Apparently we don't respect boobies.
I don't think Abbott, Cooper or Harman get enough you know, for if they did, they'd not be spending their day fantasising about how to emasculate men further. I guess they look at sas as the perfect example of an emasculated metropolitan male
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I meant the university. There is one, you know, its the place where people with good A-levels go unlike your alma mater, the Further Edumacashun Institute of Wolverhampton.Originally posted by Old Hack View PostI think even a prick as big as you has been to cambridge sas, I think it's near to the A14...


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Diane Abbott: British men ‘in crisis’, fuelling homophobia and misogynyOriginally posted by vetran View Postwell they were going to make her shadow education minister then realised she sent her kids to a selective school.
some people have seen her on the telly so she gets a job.
The spread of pornography, financial uncertainty and extended periods of adolescence has created a culture of ‘Viagra and Jack Daniels’ among males in the UK, the shadow public health minister will say
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