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nomadd replied

14 May 2013, 12:20
I'm not taking 20% of your income, you are taking 80% of mine.

These are my clients.
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shaunbhoy replied

14 May 2013, 12:15
That it is impossible to fart and burp at the same time?
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MarillionFan replied

14 May 2013, 12:13
Suity, darling, of course they're all yours.
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SimonMac replied

14 May 2013, 11:36
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

You can trust me to look after YOUR interests

FTFY
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istvan replied

14 May 2013, 11:34
Democracy. For the people, by the people....

(but rather: for the layers by the lawyers on people's backs ...)
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ctdctd replied

14 May 2013, 11:28
Originally posted by DodgyAgent View Post

Anything

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DodgyAgent replied

14 May 2013, 11:24
We pay all invoices on 28 days
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cailin maith replied

14 May 2013, 11:20
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Of course I'm a doctor. I'm in the army too.

Would you like some spaghetti?
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norrahe replied

14 May 2013, 11:12
Originally posted by Bunk View Post

Of course I'm a doctor. I'm in the army too.

Would you like some spaghetti?

Would you like to sponsor me for my arctic trek? ( or was it the antarctic)
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nomadd replied

14 May 2013, 11:01
I'm thinking of becoming a contractor.
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Troll replied

14 May 2013, 10:54
Take your pick!

Demand for statisticians is crazy ...

My GT_86 is arriving next week.

Statisticians rule! Again.

Fook me, my new cleaner drives a Mercedes.

I'm thinking about becoming a Tory MP

Tales from retirement ...

Result: On gardening leave for six months!

One of my accounts has a healthy seven figure sun

I'm being headhunted ...
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nomadd replied

14 May 2013, 10:25
I'm much better off since I went permanent.
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Ketchup replied

14 May 2013, 10:08
You are the best i have ever had
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Bunk replied

14 May 2013, 10:07
Of course I'm a doctor. I'm in the army too.

Would you like some spaghetti?
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ZARDOZ replied

14 May 2013, 10:03
That we can change things via Democracy
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