What is the greatest lie ever told?

[Bunk]

Of course I'm a doctor. I'm in the army too.

Would you like some spaghetti?

[Ketchup]

You are the best i have ever had

[nomadd]

I'm much better off since I went permanent.

[Troll]

Take your pick!

Demand for statisticians is crazy ...

My GT_86 is arriving next week.

Statisticians rule! Again.

Fook me, my new cleaner drives a Mercedes.

I'm thinking about becoming a Tory MP

Tales from retirement ...

Result: On gardening leave for six months!

One of my accounts has a healthy seven figure sun

I'm being headhunted ...

[nomadd]

I'm thinking of becoming a contractor.

[norrahe]

Of course I'm a doctor. I'm in the army too.

Would you like some spaghetti?

Would you like to sponsor me for my arctic trek? ( or was it the antarctic)

[cailin maith]

Of course I'm a doctor. I'm in the army too.

Would you like some spaghetti?

[DodgyAgent]

We pay all invoices on 28 days

[ctdctd]

Anything

Thread closed.

[istvan]

Democracy. For the people, by the people....

(but rather: for the layers by the lawyers on people's backs ...)