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Previously on "One for the ladies..."

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  • mudskipper
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    Nice cock.

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  • nomadd
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    http://us.123rf.com/400wm/400/400/sa...on-a-grass.jpg

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    "There was also plenty on offer for the ladies, like this assault rifle with a feminine touch"

    Source:
    In pictures: National Rifle Association's annual convention - Telegraph

    If it's good enough for the kids...

    http://forums.contractoruk.com/gener...rst-rifle.html

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
    Dunno if this is the same one.

    Football Speak

    Mr M writes the weekly match report for son's footie team - I think he uses most of these.
    Not the same but close. The one I was looking for was a 5 x 5 grid, so you could take a word/phrase from col 1, then any one from col 2 etc. The end result would have put Ron Atkinson/Kenny Dalglish to shame.

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  • vetran
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    Seen this? You can you print any colour you like :

    Plans for fully 3D-printed gun go online next week ? The Register

    should make life interesting.

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I would be eternally grateful to anyone who could find me a copy of the Viz 'Football Cliche Generator'. Rep is available.

    Obviously, you'll need the rub of the green.
    Dunno if this is the same one.

    Football Speak

    Mr M writes the weekly match report for son's footie team - I think he uses most of these.

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  • Zippy
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    I would be eternally grateful to anyone who could find me a copy of the Viz 'Football Cliche Generator'. Rep is available.

    Obviously, you'll need the rub of the green.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Where do the batteries go?
    It does not need batteries - works fine on solid fuel.

    HTH

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Where do the batteries go?
    You don't always need batteries.

    Viz Top Tips #42

    "Ladies. An empty aluminium cigar tube filled with angry wasps makes an inexpensive vibrator"

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  • Zippy
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    Where do the batteries go?

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  • shaunbhoy
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    Originally posted by ctdctd View Post
    So all you need to do is find the type who would buy that and make your sexy moves?

    That shouldn't take too long.

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  • ctdctd
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    So all you need to do is find the type who would buy that and make your sexy moves?

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  • AtW
    started a topic One for the ladies...

    One for the ladies...



    "There was also plenty on offer for the ladies, like this assault rifle with a feminine touch"

    Source:
    In pictures: National Rifle Association's annual convention - Telegraph

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